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Ahhh EMR. The first time I started pulling data from those, they didn’t list units at all. It was really fun trying to figure out if someone was 160 lbs or 160 kg… two realistic numbers on extremely opposite ends of the spectrum.

I’d love to know what that trade would look like. I don’t know if Crosby would want to leave, but it would be a shame to see one of the best players ever close out his career with multiple years with no chance of winning anything.

My wife has this grabber claw thing that she uses to get laundry out of the washer because she’s short. Tonight my two year old was using that claw to hit a ball around the floor, constantly shouting “hockey stick!”. I feel like I’ve done a good job.

I’ll pay not to view.

The tank would have been fine with a better GM. Murray handled it horribly. His trade history is all the evidence we need to show how clueless he was. One different hire could have changed the entire course of history… but then again we’ve seen how bad they’ve been at hiring for the GM position.

Very fitting since just about everyone is beating them lately.

Last I checked they’re at 47/50 contracts. They need that space for any upcoming trades.

Well he can, but he has to agree to it.

So are you suggesting that at any point he may just challenge someone to 20 paces at high noon in front of the old saloon?

Is Colorado going the route Toronto took last year and adding too many players? They’re not near the 50% or whatever it was turnover of the leafs, but this is a lot of moves. Keep an eye on the chemistry there.

But they gave up Hanzel. He’s so hot right now.

I like stouts, especially during winter.

And I’m going to complain about you not complaining.

They’re attempting to fill the greatest need they have right now. They’re not going to give up a 5th round pick to do that.

So wait, Colorado signed a guy named Ivan Ivan yesterday and no one cares?

Well at least this “joke” can finally die.

“Hey look at me, I’m a little bitch who hacks at ankles.” Yeah, I don’t think you want other people seeing that.

The whole point of a slash like that is you do it when no one is looking.

You want that until it is called at the worst possible time.

You’re one of few.

Apparently Adams is an idiot because he received a 4th round pick compared to Anaheim getting a 3rd round pick all while paying close to 85% of his annual salary for very limited return. Sorry, but I don’t see a crazy lack of balance here. Some people just want to complain about everything.

I was really hoping for a picture of an eel after reading this one.

And there’s still more to come.

Time to head to the airport bar.

They can go up to 75% now? edit: Ah, one takes 50% and then the next takes 50% of what remains.