darksabre Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 That other Enroth thread got me thinking, Jhonas is a pretty good lookin dude. He might even be the hottest goaltender of all time. I mean, he's definitely hotter than Miller. Mmm, you take that Sharpie between your two forefingers and thumb. Mmmm yeahhh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
korab rules Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 That other Enroth thread got me thinking, Jhonas is a pretty good lookin dude. He might even be the hottest goaltender of all time. I mean, he's definitely hotter than Miller. Mmm, you take that Sharpie between your two forefingers and thumb. Mmmm yeahhh... Look how crooked his eyes are. I think he was dropped on his head when he was a baby. Maybe it was his misshapen head and the taunting of children that made him turn to the dark arts of the Ninja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weave Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 I don't like that his eyes are level. Maybe 6 out of 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weave Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 Look how crooked his eyes are. I think he was dropped on his head when he was a baby. Maybe it was his misshapen head and the taunting of children that made him turn to the dark arts of the Ninja. You dumass. His eyes are fine. It's his eyebrows that are crooked. Moran. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted November 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 Look how crooked his eyes are. I think he was dropped on his head when he was a baby. Maybe it was his misshapen head and the taunting of children that made him turn to the dark arts of the Ninja. Is that a scar along his hair line? Maybe from some exotic Swedish surgery? Scars are sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
korab rules Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 You dumass. His eyes are fine. It's his eyebrows that are crooked. Moran. Is he related to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
korab rules Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 Is that a scar along his hair line? Maybe from some exotic Swedish surgery? Scars are sexy. That's where he attached that guy's face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted November 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 Is he related to... I never liked what The Rock was cookin. Jhonas cooks some aromatic and juicy meatballs though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted November 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 That's where he attached that guy's face. So he's not that hot, he just killed a hotter guy? What about the hair, that has to be his hair...unless...oh no, Chris Drury had hair like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattPie Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 Let's hope he's not soft.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Aud Smell Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 i voted "really" hot. as for all-time, i mean, c'mon, the competition is pretty fierce. for reasons i cannot detail, my wife developed a thing for john grahame some years ago. and, for a long time, i was like whhhaaaaa--???? and then, more recently, i was all like: oh. i get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
korab rules Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 So he's not that hot, he just killed a hotter guy? What about the hair, that has to be his hair...unless...oh no, Chris Drury had hair like that... You are right! He does have Drury hair! No one has seen Drury all season. Coincidence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkard Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 If he had a meat wallet, I'd buy him dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted November 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 i voted "really" hot. as for all-time, i mean, c'mon, the competition is pretty fierce. for reasons i cannot detail, my wife developed a thing for john grahame some years ago. and, for a long time, i was like whhhaaaaa--???? and then, more recently, i was all like: oh. i get it. :lol: Looks like he's sellin real estate these days. You are right! He does have Drury hair! No one has seen Drury all season. Coincidence? :o If he had a meat wallet, I'd buy him dinner. :w00t: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Aud Smell Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 :lol: Looks like he's sellin real estate these days. it's actually his picture from the sioux city musketeers, where he is apparently a goalie coach. http://www.musketeershockey.com/leagues/custom_page.cfm?leagueID=7026&clientID=2792&pageID=1381 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cereal Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 If he had a meat wallet, I'd buy him dinner. Vulcanize the whoopie stick... in the ham wallet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiofan Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 ooooooooooooooo you guys are in so much trouble! Just wait 'till Chz gets home! :death: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkard Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 ooooooooooooooo you guys are in so much trouble! Just wait 'till Chz gets home! :death: We're just showing our support for good old Enroth (or is it Ethron?). I want to make a mess in his mouth, but I mean that in a good Christian way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksabre Posted November 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 We're just showing our support for good old Enroth (or is it Ethron?). I want to make a mess in his mouth, but I mean that in a good Christian way. :clapping: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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