Doohickie

Vinnie Hinostroza: The Matt Ellis of JAGs. Good luck in Pittsburgh.

Good for Vinnie. He's a good, JAG-level guy.

It's only a matter of time.

Well, you know..... math was never Donny's strong suit.

They go over the bridge of your nose just above the nostril

Not sure. I thought Marty at first but he was way too easy to understand 😉

Who's the third voice?

EXACTLY. Kevyn is not going to pay an arm and a leg for a one year rental, and he doesn't want to give Helle a max term extension. So many people think that this is fantasy sports where you can just arbitrarily put a team together with whatever players you want. Real life doesn't work that way.

I assume you tried Breathe Right strips? They help me. Don't totally eliminate the snoring but reduces it to the point where my wife no longer speaks of divorce.

No Toke over the line? Sweet Jesus!

They want the fans to know: This isn't just any player, this is a former Predator!

I'm skeptical. I want it to work but I will believe it when I see it.

Call me skeptical but I can't see a coach/GM picking a player's brain for how they should run the team.

Seems odd for you to be so optimistic.

He played for the Sabres??? 😮

They have two guest coaches from the NCAA.... Colgate and... some other Ivy League School.

As far as mature prospects go, he's just getting there with players developed internally but they may or may not be ready, which is why you sign a few Clagues to allow the prospects time to mature.

Nice. Now get back to work! I hope he is.

But he doesn't have to agree to a short term extension. If the Sabres trade for him he will be a free agent after one year and he can sign a 1-year extension if he wants, or insist on 8 years (or 7 with another team). I think @GoPuckYourself is talking about a sign-and-trade situation.

You're one of the more thoughtful dot-connectors on the forum, so... Thanks for the speculation/info.