The Jokeman

At most 7 lol or more if wanted to f with him.

It's called velcro You forgot Carter Bear

It's Elton John's brother from another mother.

Wayne Gretzky looking like Mario Lemieux with all that plastic surgery he had done.

The Sabres probably parade Slick Rick out there 😐

Echo echo echo.

I'm just glad I don't have to hear GMs ball wash the host city every 5 minutes

At least they aren't saying presented by Upper Deck with every pick.

Damn how many shots to face did Roenick take? His face bloated beyond belief.

It feels like it's a COVID draft.

Make it a 3 way Billington and Samuelsson and 9OA to CBJ, Byram and 26OA to STL, Kyrou and 19OA to BUF

Or Hamilton Sabres if owners might include Vince Carter and Tracy McGrady.

They probably recorded it a few weeks ago and the guys just were told 10 guys to name on alternate takes and another take which said the pick has been traded etc.

IF my aunt had... she'd be my uncle.

Trading a 23 year old Dman for 32 plus year old forward makes no sense unless we get prospects/picks back.

It depends what kind of money he gets, I for one don't want us to have three Dmen making more than $7 million per season.

Yet one would hope we get players for him and not draft picks if comes to another team giving him an offer sheet.

Chris Pronger approves of this sarcasm.

Right it's a hmmm let's see. As I'm indifferent. I am a JJP fan but I think the contract was a bit high.

Kesselring was averaging 17 minutes a game last year. If he can't average 4 more minutes a game than we have a problem.

The 2 1sts and 2 players feels like San Jose trying to pass on Timothy Liljegren maybe Ty Dellandrea and 30OA in 2025 and Edmonton's 1st in 2026. That or Rangers passing on crap.

And hopefully aged early to mid 20s due to be a RFA in next contract lol

We need production. Advanced metrics don't count if a guy can't hit a wrister in an open net. I want a top 6 with a proven track record of 50-60 points with 20 or more goals in the NHL at least 2 of the last 3 seasons. Preferably at Center at least 6'2 and over 185 lbs. That or a goalie that can start 50 or more games with a GAA under 2.85 in 3 of last 4 years and at least a .918 save percentage lol Yes, I'm making up stats on the spot with no research but it's what I define as a good player.

Ick. I hope not.

Meh Jim Kelly was a saint and he was a drunken fool too but I know winning the biggest perfume in sports.