DarthEbriate

Kreider is old, and a punk, but still a good hockey player.

Toss him! You can't hit a linesman!

Dahlin with the ol' Zhitnik hip!

Finally a D-man pinches (McCabe), feels like the first time all game. I'm convinced an impostor is wearing Hall's jersey tonight. Aren't you a little short for a Taylorhall?

Goalie interference?!

Phew... Thanks, Wedge. Ullmark.

In a Superintendent Chalmers voice: Skinnnnnnerrrrr!

What, you're not seeing the same Emerald Queen Casino commercial every other break? But they've got to sponsor that division name!

^ particularly Hall tonight. Edit: In reference to drunkeness... not what ended up being directly above.

Okposo back. When we was leaving the ice he was favoring a leg, so hopefully just a tweak. And thankfully not noggin-related.

Olofsson's shot is going to get him a lot more assists this season.

Finally! Reinally!

I was about to say that Okposo is too slow earlier on the shift... but now I just want his head to be OK.

Yeah, but look at it this way: you'll get see an amazing turnaround and comeback victory.

I'm shocked we're only down one. 20 minutes of effort and energy and we could easily steal this one. Or steal a loser point we don't deserve.

Poor period, fine result. Let's take it over next period, gents.

Wooohhooo!

That's a poor graphic design for showing standings...

How about Eichel for an out of the box rush goal? Edit: Nope.

This team needs a jolt. Maybe someone throws a big body check? Maybe a Ranger lights up one of our guys and wakes up the team? Maybe Coach Krueger starts yelling and throwing gear? Because the Rangers scoring a goal didn't wake them up at all.

Not sure why Eichel changed there.

Hey Lemieux, you can't be taking bad penalties like that...

Ooh, Ollie. Just a bit further to the side... good rush though and forced the icing.

Right now, Miss Girgensons is toy-train sized. But one day, she'll grow to be full locomotive sized. (And that's when Zemgus will have to be wary of her chopping his hand off with a lightsaber. Because that's how families work.)

They'll make point-6 past playoffs. They may not look like much, but they've got it where it counts.