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X. Benedict

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  1. The Spanish Redskin Nut is my nomination for the better than no nut at all, Official Matt Ellis snack nut.
  2. If I have a bowl of Grape Nuts, and Wash it down with an RC Cola at the Motel 6 in Kansas Yes, Motel 6 works......................Motel 6 the official Hotelier of Matt Ellissness.
  3. 28. The Molly Maguires .....................The Matt Ellis of Sean Connery Movies
  4. I buy plain yogurt and put in either fresh fruit, or a tablespoon of fruit preserves if I'm in a hurry .
  5. 36. Hawkman..............................The Matt Ellis of the Justice League. (in and out of the lineup).
  6. I'll have you over for some Canasta soon. :)
  7. Matt Ellis......It works, solid, good enough to do the job, and escape much notice. I think the Corolla, highly functional commuter car that lacks sexiness but delivers value over time, is the perfect Ellismobile.
  8. Country Crock...........that is some hardcore near-buttery Ellis-ness there.
  9. I'm not wishing him back. Just commenting on the skewed idea that he lacked NHL competence. I think he'll earn his contract in Winny. 4.3 million.
  10. Brock Nelson got signed last night by Dem Ice Bums of Brooklyn.
  11. The receding hairline............................The Matt Ellis of men's aging issues.
  12. I found the debate last night painful. Mostly because of the format which forces a one-ups-man-ship type of performance. (Trump trying to high-five Carson? Really?) Even though I don't like him much. I find that at least Rand Paul tries his best to remain intellectually honest.
  13. 75. stroehmann potato bread........................The Official Loaf of Matt Ellis 74. Star Trek Voyager.................The Official Star Trek series of Matt Ellis
  14. It's like stuff, that is, you know. Works but ain't very sexy. But get full marks for being exceptionally ordinary. (but you should never over-pay for). 100. Grape Nuts.......the Matt Ellis of Breakfasts. 99. A Spatula..........the Matt Ellis of Kitchen Gadgets. 98. Ice Cream at Friendly's ........The the Official Matt Ellis of First Dates.. 97. The Penny Saver.................The Matt Ellis of Newspapers. 96. SUNY Brockport...................The Matt Ellis of SUNY 95. Alden, NY..............................The Matt Ellis of WNY places to live 94. Thrifty....................................The Official Matt Ellis of the Rental Car Industry. 93. Barbosol ................................Three time Matt Ellis award winner for Shaving Product.
  15. I'm eating a bowl of Grape Nuts at this very moment. I'm wondering.....does anyone under 40 eat Grape Nuts? It's just what you'd expect. It is the Matt Ellis of breakfasts.
  16. Cool. I see the ring.
  17. He'd make the Sabres better at this point. (But I imagine GMTM has a move up his sleeve for a RW). It's going to be interesting to see Staffs numbers given the chance to play a full season with a competent center.
  18. Matty Ellis is the great time chew. You aren't supposed to notice him. When a coach scratches his head and thinks I just want to win the zone, who can I throw out there that won't possibly hurt us, The answer is Matty Ellis. Ellis is the latex paint on the walls of the art gallery behind the fancy collection of exotic oil paintings. But you never go to the Albright and say, "Wow, this is an excellent choice of latex paint behind all these really expensive paintings." You just aren't supposed to notice.
  19. Ethereal.
  20. Everyone's running against Hillary. How refreshing.
  21. No income tax, replaced with a national sales tax.
  22. Or how he happily made deals with Iran. :)
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