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Yes.

Draisaitl still has time to grow into his game. I doubt Bennett would be having the success he is now had he been picked by Edmonton.

I'm confused, are you saying he's not?

Yes. Datsyuk.

Tiny elite squads of gunmans and raptors. Hah. Looks pretty entertaining.

...sort of

I want Eichel to be so good that nobody thinks about the sex position anymore when they see 69. They just think "Jack Eichel."

I want to see PASSION. No of this SISSY "I'm okay with JACK EICHEL" stuff! JACK EICHEL is not who we deserve. We deserve MCDAVID! MMMCCDDDAAAVVVIIIIDDD!! After WIDE RIGHT. And NO GOAL. And TRADING MARSHAWN LYNCH FOR A BURRITO AND A FEW NAPKINS. And MY WIFE CHOKING ON A CHICKEN WING BONE. And NOW MCDAVID!

McDavid is Robb Stark Eichel is Jon Snow.

Eichel is better.

I think he should wear a sweater with a PICTURE OF a penis on it.

Decent 1st period for Rags-Pens. Pens didn't show much, but the Rags aren't dominating possession like they could be. Carl Hagelin scored 5 hole on a slapper on a busted Pens change. 1-0 Rags 1st intermission.

Those were depression medication drugs. Now they're celebration drugs yaaaay Jack!

I still can't believe we're getting Jack Eichel. So awesome. I'm going to do plenty drugs in celebration.

kisoph, I freakin' LOVE your new avatar.

I think it helps in hockey to be the one that hits back, but when it comes to character traits Jack Eichel is much much cooler. The day of the lottery I realized that I'd be bummed about another team getting Jack (if we won the lottery). I already attached myself to him in around November.

I'm not worried about Lucic's down year. Power forwards are the streakiest kind of forward. I do think he doesn't intimidate opponents the way he used to. Most players know he's kind of a joke with his nut tapping and handshake threats.

I read this in Charles Dance's voice. I managed to miss all of the Montreal-Ottawa games so far. :censored:

:lol:

REPORT: Lottery rescheduled to next Saturday because of a death threat made on a message board.

Ran it just once again today. We win! Good job guys we did it!

You can tell Murray's been thinking about McDavid every single day. Hah.

Stannis Murray, our GM, told me that McDavid is ours by rights. If we lose the lottery, the heavy cavalry is coming in to protect our rights.

sssssshhhhhhhhhh

Using +/- to judge the defensive game of two players? Do you actually think Lucic is a better defensive player than ROR?