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This is the key question for pretty much anyone on the roster. If they can get a decent (equal? fair?) return, I'd entertain calls for just about anyone. We got LaFontaine for Turgeon - that was pretty cool.

no one brought it up, because if we DO get accountability and standards are upheld, but results don't change ... the ugly truth is too hard to handle.

I just can't imagine any decent coach - especially one that has been to game 6 of the SC finals - being even remotely OK with the Utah game. The Sabres looked okay for the first 5-10 mins, then the wheels fell off and the car lit itself on fire. Hell, not even sure how he did not break everything in the locker room between second and third periods ... such a woofer of a game.

Do we have any 'Spacer Spies going to the game that can take actual reports??

I mean, at this point - something is not working (although it sorta seems like The Collapse really kicked into overdrive when Dahls went down?), so eff it, let's put Power at wing and really spice things up!

Ugh. Again? Why?

Can you imagine having to sit there and discuss this shite? This was nearly the second time THIS WEEK that they gave up 5 unanswered goals, if not for whatever garbage time goal Kulich scored. Think about that ... our two goals were by players with a combined 20 games of NHL experience ... barf.

This has been discussed so many times and at least in the case of Quinn is totally not true. In two stints where he came back last year, he was outpacing his rookie year. Both. Times. This has zero to do with his injuries. I believe it was @mjd1001, our resident Cozens scholar, that pointed out that Dear Mr. Cozens was playing like shite last year before he got his face caved in. Both injuries are strawmen that avoid talking about why these two players cannot seem to remove their heads from their rectums (rectum? damn near killed 'im!) in a system that is more than just pond hockey. It is also funny because Sabres fans tend to think Quinn is unique. High draft pick players fail to become impact player A LOT ... or take a while. That dude on the Rags, La Fran Yayr - no clue how to spell it - he was borderline awful his first 2-3 years. Then it clicked. Shane Wright on Seattle. This was the kid that was given "exceptional status" to play as an underager in juniors. He was talked about as a potential #1 pick ... he has like 4 points this year. Slafkovsky - #1 overall pick - 74 points in 144 games that is a 40 point pace for a full season. I don't think any of those players are bad or busts or whatever, but they are not McJesus or Crosby or MacKinnon ... they are regular NHL players. 🤷‍♂️

I mean - WTF was I smoking this morning??

oh no ... a powerplay.

Honestly, worse.

And their one goal is by a rookie in his second game. Cuz he went to the net. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Thir.Teen.Shots.

holy. f*ck. Sabres suck. like - hot. garbage. JFC.

Her lower range is enchanting.

At least there is this?

F*CK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

10 more Bensons, please.

They just look so ... disorganized? Tage just flinging it blindly to ... the other team's D?

Nice save by UPL, but Gilbert blew that coverage ..

I'd like to see the Sabres do some more "regroup" breakouts instead of always going for the stretch pass - teams have figured it out.

They don't even have skates and sticks! I mean, most of the team is on the bench for most of the game! Losers.

WTF did i just watch?

A lot of teams run 4F - 1D on their PP

"power play conundrum" lmao