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Normally, I would have been the first to grab my pitch fork and yell at you that I don't want borderline abusive dinosaur coaching the team ... but honestly ... sure, why not.

Wait, is the Other Quinn a UFA at the end of his current deal?? *Sabres obviously have THE Quinn ... 🙃

Lindy: "Nah, we ain't winning one for GMHD"

But like, Norris wasn't hurt, right? In the last GDT thread, I thought they said "illness"?

OK, I tried searching the thread ... where was Norris????? He is not on the stat sheet at all, but @Brawndo had him penciled in at 2C ...

This Jekyll and Hyde thing is league wide ... this is Chicago's last 10 ... get bombed by Sabres, lose 1-0 to Col ... Beat LA ... then somehow play another game at LA (TF?) and get bombed 13-1 in two games ...

12x8 incoming ...

You were correct ...

Holy ... shiznit

McD and Dry-saddle on the 3 v 3 ... no thanks

Ray "...that .. that's the call?"

Don't worry, The Hair has a plan ...

I'm late ... where is Norris?

But like ... did you WATCH it? It was just a good clean hard check ...

The drop works if McJesus gets it ...

I just watched it like 3 times ... no way

No, but like ... for being too mean? that was hockey ... wtf

WTF was that PENALTY!?!?!?!?!?

...oh. maybe i should stop watching 😢

of COURSE I read that in his Butthead's voice ... uh heh heh ... score.

so ... uh ... what the fiddly*****sticks is going on here?

If I lived in Buffalo, I'd be all for starting some sort of picket line outside the stadium at random times ... sigh.

But also ... like @Jorcus proved @LGR4GM's point ... The Sabres have given up 103 GA ... a 20% reduction is TWENTY fewer goals against. Surely, if you spread that over the any of the losses, it results in more points. Yes, they probably would have given up fewer goals in some of the wins ... but there is no way giving up 20 fewer GA does not result in 4-6 more points in the standings, which <checks math> would put them within 1 or 2 points of the wild card. Actually 20% would be kind of absurd ... it would put them somewhere around 6th fewest GA in the conference. But a boy can dream!

They'll manage to beat Edmonton to save Lindy and Kayvon's jobs 😞

Bryson, Sammy, Benson, Doan, Kozak, Krebs, Beck, and McLeod all even or plus in a 7-4 paper bag game ...