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Borgen it is.

Hammy just tweeted that Risto’s a Bogo-like no go. Sorry, had to. Not comparable at all. At least no indication he’s hurt. Guhle or Borgen in for him.

No word of a lie, my then-girlfriend and I crossed the Rainbow Bridge into Canada on a trip to see The Cure in Toronto, June 2000. When we told the Customs agent at the border this, he literally squealed and shouted "Tell Robert (Smith) I said hi!" Fast forward to June 2007, a bunch of friends and I cross into Windsor from Detroit for my bachelor party (much different girl, same result in the end). Customs agent take some one look at us and, before asking a single question: "You boys coming for the ballet?" Canadian Customs Agents rule so hard...

Kings can't call him up as he's not under contract with them.

Too soon...

That second goal was astoundingly offside. No clue what the linesman is looking at...

Probably. The fact that Petr Cech has been hands-down the best player on the field for either team demonstrates what a flaming trashpile that first half was in general. Emery is going to have to make a choice between Ramsey and Ozil, they both can't play at the same time. Also, Aubaymeng on the wing putting crosses in to where Aubaymeng should be to take crosses is less than ideal. Ugh.

Related note: I hate Shkodran Mustafi with a passion lit by the fire of 1000 suns. Like @Randall Flagg hates Kyle Okposo hot. But hotter.

Any team worth its salt should be putting five goals a game past this Arsenal team. Their inability to defend is reaching performance art levels.

That child is made of wood and must be burned.

I can confirm that Eleven is the weird one here. Every singe child in the history of ever has done bugle witch-fingers.

Tim Murray kinda did... not that he was right. I’m starting to think Risto is an abject idiot.

Not off Jack’s feed, he had it on his tape when it came back in front.

Skinner needs to not miss from there.

I just had to go and say something...

Random thought: nothing makes me more excited for this coming season than how up for it, and how able to do it, KO has looked thus far.

Who in god's name is Tyler Randell? Literally had no idea he existed until just now.

Virginia Tech losing to Old Dominion is probably the best thing that will happen to me all weekend... it's almost as funny as the time they somehow lost to JMU...

Came here to post this. Also, Samson had an hour or so to get out of the zone on that offside and didn't, somehow. Ugh.

Tyler Ennis fighting Risto would amuse me.

Nathan Beaulieu with the puck is like a mule with a spinning wheel. (RIP Lyle Lanley)

Right, but I think the point is nobody's going to give Toronto a 1st because they're against the wall. Either take less or waive him.

Good lord, I was just reminded Tyler Ennis exists.

Perhaps, but it's not worth seriously evaluating until February.

I hope not, and were I a betting man I'd be in hard on them getting relegated. The fact that they somehow claimed a draw they in no way shape or form deserved against Watford, who came out of the gate flying and indeed beat ManU, is further proof that the quality of this league is plummeting. Edit: Whoops, they lost to ManU, beat Spurs. Whatever, they're still inexplicably in 4th place right now.