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Someone needs to put some lumber on someone else.

Ain't gonna matter when Samuelsson shoved him in there.

@Doohickiehas, too

Do you do one shot for the first goal , two shots for the second, etc.? Or just one per goal? I need to know whether to call DFW emergency services if the game gets out of hand.

Twice-baked, so both. Doesn't it seem like his whole head is askew, though? I'm not kidding. He just seems tilted.

THere we go

Damn Jost just quinned that

As is Spectrum app, if you have a friend with Spectrum who is willing to share a password.

I think it looks like this: Name: @inkman Address: Unit Echo, 40 Delaware Avenue, Buffalo, NY 14201 Reasons: ---Keeps the cellblock clean ---Uses his calves to intimidate the other pris residents if they are bullying ---Can get decent weed even if it's $30/gram ---Gives away his dessert on fruit cup night because he doesn't like bananas even if we all know the real reason is he's been caught making pruno three times already. I need a co-sponsor.

Right?

I would like to nominate @inkman as a high school student who is making a difference in his community. Who's with me?

Who?

Cozens's face as he walked that in: He was totally unconcerned with the man on him and just was going to do what he wanted to do.

TIL that the team moved from Kootenay to Winnipeg.

Steve Levy in between periods: "It's really cold here! It's 41 degrees!" Shut up, Steve.

Isn't that the dude at the heart of Rastafarianism?

Tried to wash his hair w/ Gatorade during warmups...

They probably would make great novelty sweaters for each team. The one of the few nights a year when the NHL is plastered across screens in every sports bar in the US is not the time for it. This is one of the reasons why this league is in fifth place in the US. Some dude in Tulsa watching the NHL for the first time thinks he's watching the equivalent of Youngstown State vs. South Dakota A&M. They couldn't even get the fight on right.

Oh, all this special ***** comes from NYC/Tronna. Make no mistake about it. They look like Div II football teams.

Is Bettman terminally stupid? He's got a game on ABC in every sports bar in the country, ready to recruit new fans, and they're dressed up like they're in Roller Hockey International in 1996.

Every year.

But probably not the intelligence.

This is informative. When I watch anything on too high of a resolution TV, like at my sister's house (think MTV Cribs--their electronic situation is beyond comprehension), it seems like a stage play to me. The actors, or hockey players, or whatever, stand out too much against the background. And it all seems kind of fake. I'm much more comfortable watching on a "normal" HDTV or my iPad or whatever. It very well could be that my perception is conditioned a certain way and that I can't see things the same way that young ones are seeing, but when I watch on a 4K or a 3D, it's just too sharp. I can tell that the set is a set. Like on a stage. If I'm watching normal HDTV, the set is what it should be.

I feel like Towelie when he doesn't "know what's goin' on, man." I've felt the need for an "ignore thread" feature for a while now, and if I can invoke every commercial during COVID: "Now, more than ever, we face difficult times. And we need a feature for Eleven to ignore meme threads...."