PromoTheRobot

Season heading down the crapper. What we have is toilet paper.

He did score the Calder Cup winner for the Amerks in '83.

"Everybody's just standing around" - Rob Ray.

First Val James? Now Pride Tape??? #triggered

He sure is. You can tell Duff and Marty are a little shocked. FYI I was in Rochester the night Val scored the winning goal to clinch the 1983 Calder Cup. He didn't score much but that was the biggest goal he ever scored.

#1 star - Linus Ullmark. This team would be dead without him.

Anyone know how many turnovers we committed? 20? 30?

Right on cue. Sabres spinning around like table hockey players while the Wild skate around freely

Is there another team in the league more pathetic in their own end than the Sabres?

Only lost by 1. Scored 0. That's a sign of improvement!

Never stopped us before.

Let's go to Toronto. Buffalo goal? eff em.

Good period according to Rob.

Maybe the D doesn't like our goalies? Any other explanations for the turnovers?

On the plus side, the Stars only converted on one of five defensive end turnovers this period.

https://www.thephwa.com/news_article/show/988244 Two Sabres make the lists, but not Jack Eichel.

Perfect timing because (#16) UB basketball is on ESPNU tonight at 7pm. It'll finish in time for the Sabres.

At the very least bring back some of the surviving players.

How about acknowledging the 1969 Bisons Calder Cup final season?

Or just touch the time line to advance it anywhere.

Ray is a lot funnier here than with Schopp & Bulldog. Probably because it's hard to get it up for those two.

Gotta love a crowd that ALL dress in the same jersey color.

We better replace Hutton and Ullmark. They keep letting down our cracker jack defense.

My question is how many ex-Sabre coaches are still getting paid? Is there room for one more?