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Yep. All they have to do is follow the Red Wings promo style. They have literally laid the blue print. They knock it out of the park. Meanwhile I'm going dead at Amerks games. Oh and what's the white stuff I see on top of the plates? Tell me that's not Mayo. I will barf all over my self is fatasses are putting mayo on their plates.

The volume is borderline unsafe. It ruins the entire experience. I don't understand what they are trying to do. Manufacture some sort of environment? It's not working.

I guess. He was just a throw in with Evander.

They could have left Domink Hashark donning a red wings jersey at home. Par for the course with this organization.

Mittlestadt the last off the ice during warm-ups.

Not good?

Dude I'll give it to you like a fat girl hoping for a second date

I'm definitely serious. My endeavour with Rakish let me know I could do one of these easily. Give me a stats guy someone who can think on their feet and I'll crush anyone doing that kinda *****.

I think I'm starting to comprehend Casey's struggles. On the 3on 3 OT, he's streaking down the wing unimpeded, makes a simple stick deke, which is solved easily by the goalie. Mitts didn't see it happen as he was knocked to the ice. He got up incredulous that he didn't score. Hey bud, these guys get paid to stop you, do better. Mitts with a chance to end it in the SO, does the ol Kotalik and wins it.

I'm by far the most unnecessarily vulgar person I know and these guys had me asking WTF is up with all the F bombs. At a certain point they lose their intent, emphasizing importance to ones words. They just drop it every third word for no good reason. It makes me feel like I should do one of these stupid things. @LGR4GM let's put one together. ?

CJ Smith ties it up on the PP, 3-3. Not gonna talk about the Crucnh goals. Ugh.

Amerks end period with 5 glorious scoring chances, none get through. Ugh.

Mitts with a nice feed to MacWilliam, Amerks 2-1. VALIDATE MY EXISTANCE SABRESPACERS!! ?

Murray scores from Ogelvie and Hickey, 1-1.

Shots now 11-2, Amerks trail 1-0. Mittlestadt directly responsible for the goal. Loses a battle on the boards, puck immediately passed to scorer on top of crease.

Amerks oushoot the Crunch 8-1 in the first, no score. Sigh. This lineup is loaded. They just need to finish. Dea, Leier, Mitts and CJ Smith should be leading that charge.

Even they would be like, "skate kick bad. Ooga booga. "

I question many things about the individual responsible for the movie you are referencing. I haven't watched it, nor will I, but that may be the most disturbing thing I've come across on the celluloid.

The NHL disciplinary system is run by neaderthals. Most of whom have been punched in the head more than A whack a mole with your bosses face on it. You didn't expect these cromagnons to come close to the right punishment? A season should be mandatory. In the rule book. Kicking an opponent, intentionally, with the blade of your skate should be an automatic season suspension. Not the remaining season but 82 games.

Uh huh

Dude he's totally tearing up beer leagues

I know UR but what am I...

And wins elections