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I think Alex nails Hall’s persona at the end here

Bring me all the buttholes!! Big ones especially.

True because ***** myself doesn’t sound very fun

Can’t wait for some Caligula

I think the first half dozen games post Ralph can’t really be segregated as the team hardly had any practices until 2 weeks after Ralph was fired. Hard to implement a new system without practices to do so.

Lay’s lesser popular chip flavor

Nothing is a deterrent in hockey

This game is unfolding like Ralph’s Sabres. A play I’ve never seen before, where Sheehan practically decks himself, then our goalie is out to lunch on a routine save. Deflate valve open.

Maybe. I didn’t like the way the hit looked though.

Does anyone think the Wet Teddy bears commercial is funny? Like is their marketing team made up of 40 something women? Who else thinks that is funny?

I am confident they thought UPL would be pushing Linus by now. We all know how that is working out.

Sometimes ***** happens

Maybe Linus had to poop

Minus Lazar, who everyone likes but is a bottom of the roster guy, the trades we’re extremely typical of a bottom dweller team looking to unload UFAs at the deadline.

He did fine at the deadline. Sheesh.

False

Yes and all the dinosaurs in the league will overlook how ***** awful he is at actual hockey and covet him because he can move a puck 3 feet in any direction when their isn’t any actual hockey taking place. Woohoo! Faceoff king! He’s better than Reinhart. He actually sucks at defense and the PK too. Just a black hole of nothingness. ***** Curtis Lazar. And really ***** the lottery ticket machine Taylor Hall. I’m starting to think it’s no coincidence that whatever team he plays on wins the lottery.

It was definitely not legitimate on my part.

Obviously with Sam’s FO %, he can’t play center in the league.

Yeah. Slide Jack into Sam’s slot and put Sam in Eakins spot and we are all of a sudden talking about an NHL lineup.

To follow along with the trope, the Bruins aren’t playing Kevyn Adams.

Skinner has been taking most of the draws on Reino’s wing so do we really need to have this conversation?

FWIW, I remember RK saying similar stuff but Holy Schnikies did he ever fail the execution part.

Can we shoot this thread into the sun already? 🤢