PASabreFan

Maybe a little. What I'm really trying to do is save my hockey fan soul. I want to believe there's a chance, feel disappointment when it's over. I don't want to be so invested in thinking there's no chance that I feel conflicted when they keep their chances alive.

Gotta love Dan saying that the 2-1 Thompson goal got the Sabres back in the game and Rob saying after the same goal that it was a brand new hockey game.

I doubt it. But if you're right then TP should have immediately ended the tank upon firing DR.

So when Tay Tay comes out, she swoons when she sees Woody in his scrubs, stethoscope seductively hanging around his neck, his blond locks bathed in moonlight. "I need to be checked for STDs!" Woody obliges and Tay Tay is in the 300s with the good doc for the Caps game and at every game home or away after that. The Sabres catch fire and as Swifties buy up those BS hats, Bettmann sees his opportunity to sell hockey in the US once and for all. Every team around Buffalo in the standings starts losing on suspicious calls.

Is it true you and the Mrs. were thiiiiis close to beating out Tim Horton? It was going to be Dodo's Donuts.

The caffeine has kicked in!

When is the game?

Night Train's call goes through but only because it's one number off from Travis'. A master impressionist who worked directly under Frank Caliendo, NT is able to convince Tay Tay to send nudies. From there, blackmail and a secret meetup at the Microtel just south of Springville. Outside? None other than Woody.

Then the Caps come to town on Tuesday. The Wings will have lost to Tampa the night before. Sabres slide into a tie with Detroit, two back of Warshington.

I still remember how Josh Mora looked at young Taylor Pyatt.

I also have some shirtless pics of Quinny.

Sabres making the playoffs... A sunny day in the lee of Lake Erie in early April. Actually... Ten days out, the forecast is coagulating into something hopeful.

With two wins at home in 24 hours and the expected results of Detroit losing to Florida and Boston beating the Caps... Whoot there it is.

Luke Adam was pistol whipped.

The Crookshank Redemption.

They don't. Let's get real. Put a couple beers in most them and they'd admit they want a real coach just like we do.

No I really did win. My cat has no apparent recollection of the kitty crack. He is devouring his regular food and even appears to be fattening up a little, not that he needed it. Blood sugars are maybe a little more stable too.

Because it's awesome. It really is. This is the only fun we're allowed to have. Any presser after the season to announce DG's geschphinctoing will be our STANley Cup parade.

There was and probably still is a consensus that losing and not replacing Quinn doomed the season. I'm not talking about liking Quinn. I'm talking about the consistent overrating of unproven players and holding them up as saviors. See Cozens, Power, Levi, early Dahlin et. al.

It really is head scratching. If Terry's not up for the financial stress of owning the Sabres, why not just sell and make a very very tidy profit on the return? If he's a real fan he has to know how much he has screwed things up. For thr love of something you love let someone else take over. It's bizarre.

I bet the new COO is going to have something to say about DG.

So tonight we want Wings, Caps, Isles. Who else?

Only because they choose to be.

Is a fine meant to deter future infractions? Is 5k a relic of the 60s when players roofed over the summer to make ends meet?