PASabreFan

Good night, Sabres fans.

That's a lesson for all the kids out there.

This has been a really good hockey game.

Eat that puck?

No way!

I'm told I'm hearing that a new group of Hockey Gods is being trained tonight, and the Regular Gods have gone out to a strip club.

True. I've always enjoyed a nice keester.

Why Punch? Why scoff?

Points to Dan for keester.

Peeper.

UPL said Jesus take the wheel.

Toronto will try and fix this.

That was a nice cutaway shot as EJ broke out.

Solid start.

Isn't the point of painstakingly drafting and developing for several years to be able to have 12 NHL forwards on your roster? Epic fail. Also... Downtown New York City? That doesn't seem right. Midtown Manhattan?

This is the story I'm writing. You're not going to believe what happens after Mike knocks on Sam's NYC apartment door.

Do you honestly think Terry will ever fire McDermott unless he absolutely has to? Team starts 0-7 next season or something.

So without suffering, there is no joy. Hmmm.