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9 shots 2 goals allowed. This guy is the worst.

Since 1942!

There's the cure for priapism Old mr flaccid, himself 🤣🤣🤣 JFC even on a wild, barn-burner of a night, my disdain for UPL only grows

Geez. Was about to post UPL may fall asleep with lack of action.

A goddam pickle scored?!

I feel like there has been a Vlasic in the NHL for the last 40 years

UPL sucks.

If there ever was a post that needed a 🤣/🏆 combo emoji You, Sir are legend 😎

5-2

According to sabres pr... Samuelsson is now tied for fifth in nhl in goals by defensemen. What a crazy world

Try two then.

Oh, we're due a 4+ hour priapistic red (turning purple) rocket of a run!!!

Benson was fine. I like him even more now. It’s just seemed like Dan was reading a script to ease tensions.

Damn, 3-3 now. Amerks to the PP.

This team makes no sense.

Uh-oh, maybe I jinxed Leinonen because Bridgeport just scored their second to close the gap.

It usually never lasts for a full 60 minutes

He probably popped it back in and got a shot of toradol.

this is Sparta???

He represented himself well.

Sammy Orr has 5 goals

Byram is back! I know someone who dislocated his shoulder riding his bike. It was a disfiguring dislocation. He popped it back in and finished the ride and was fine.