The gender neutral slang would be "Got kicked right in the balls baby maker."
And don't discount how funny it is when a woman makes reference to her balls or tells somebody to suck her dick.
But the female version of balls depends on context:
Balls out == Flaps forward
Rock out with your out == jam out with your clam out
Sack up == Beaver up
Right in the balls == right in the , vag, clam, ovaries, egg wallet, or papaya (Cuban)
According to the time stamp of my recording of Eichel being drafted 2nd overall back in 2015, which was 25 minutes past the start time, I'm going with 7:48 for 1st overall.
So anyways, re: goalies.
If we''re parting with Lehner, does that mean we''re signing Chad Johnson?
There's a lot of potential UFA goalies that statistically look better than Lehner. Hutton, Halak, Khudobin, Pavelec. Those guys are all 30-33, meaning we could ride them for a year and let Ullmark develop.
Let's trade for Tyler Myers, Drew Stafford, Ryan Miller, Cody Hodgson, Robin Regehr, Jochen Hecht, Miroslav Satan, Richard Smehlik, or Donald Audette.
Am I forgetting anybody?