Cascade Youth

I bet he told Kruger, "Put me in, Coach, I'm ready to play!"

Damn. This team is going places.

You’re talking “Reed College faculty lounge” revolutionary.

Opportunity cost. Not worth investing another $1 of time into his development at this point. He has literally shown NOTHING.

Not only that but it was a CRITICAL signing for the overall health and morale of the organization. You’ve got the fanbase and the star player on the verge of giving up, and so this couldn’t have happened at a better time regardless of the outcome - it sends the exact right message to key stakeholders. This has been the darkest time I can remember in franchise history and that’s saying a lot considering a previous owner went bankrupt and to jail. Signing Hall gives everything a needed shot of adrenaline. The importance of this signing cannot be overstated.

He might be thinking that playing on Eichel’s wing for a team that often has to make up a goal differential gives him a decent shot at a 30-goal season and a monster next contract.

1yr/$8M = Terrell Owens money!

This is feeling a LOT like the Buddy Nix era.

He’d fit in here!

As a Jew, this feels like Christmas Morning always did.

The crocodile hunter?

Ok you know what I think you do? You buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day - I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing!

#internalcap

They literally have needs all up and down the roster except for 1C and 1D. Every pick is a "need."

Upon further reflection, the depressing aspect of this pick is that he was born in 2001. Which means I'm older than dirt. 2001. Unreal.

So they gift Minny a center after taking Staahl off their hands.

Sabres gonna sabe

Not just front men! I’m partial to the Reis/Froberg pairing but that’s for another thread.

And then there’s Diamond Dave, doing a bizarre striptease act in the middle of EVH’s insane shredding. One of the craziest pairings in music history.

Was he ever really here?

I was hanging by a thread with 2020 but then Rick Moranis got sucker-punched and now this. Worst year ever.

Been waiting a lifetime for my Sabres “Schmaltz” jersey.

So uh....

Custance (Athletic) • The Jack Eichel trade market was fun while it lasted, which was all about 10 minutes for Bob McKenzie to finish his Twitter thread. One executive theorized that the Sabres might have listened to get a sense of what his trade value is worth but that’s it. “I don’t know how you make that deal and sell it to the fanbase,” he said.

There you go - that’s a hell of a lot stronger than “we have no intention of trading him.”