JujuFish

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Physically assaulting your pregnant girlfriend should be a lifetime ban, but what do I know

Especially because it happened in week 2 and almost in week 3. 3 games in a row would make anyone see that pattern, whether it's real or not.

I'm not particularly surprised by the defensive performance. The D was already the second worst in the league against the run on an EPA/play metric. But I did not expect the offense to get so exposed.

Ugly first half. But it's one half. Do to them what they just did to you.

The White Sox have broken the record for most losses in the modern era of the MLB with their 121st loss today. It is not, as many people have been saying, the worst record, however. The 1916 Philadelphia Athletics were 36-117 for a .235 winning percentage, which is worse than Chicago can get to even if they lose their last two games. And shout out to the 1899 Cleveland Spiders (pre-Modern era) with their sterling 20-134 record for a .130 winning percentage that will never be touched. When Cleveland decided to drop the Indians name, I was really hoping Spiders would win.

This is a reference to an anonymous survey of 100 NFL players in which 11 named Allen as the most overrated player in the league.

Flip it around. Trevor Lawrence was one of the most highly touted prospects ever. Josh us what they thought Trevor would be.

You care enough to comment.

Wow, what a game by Shohei Ohtani tonight. He went 6 for 6 at the plate, with 3 home runs and *10* RBIs to become the first 50/50 player in MLB history.

Kudos to Von Miller. He's starting to look like the guy he was before the injury. Keep it up!

Take the money and retire

He's a very mediocre QB against Buffalo. More interceptions than TDs in his career against the Bills.

While I hated his performance against Jacksonville in the playoffs, I will always be appreciative of Tyrod for his role in ending the drought.

The refs returned the favor later when the Bills got their first TD of the game. Called a roughing the passer on a clean sack. Bills' newly all pro defensive players and an injury. Name a more iconic duo.

4 TDs and a hurt hand. Allen is the real MVP.

Defense looks atrocious. But I guess this is why betting the over made sense today.

She does have 2 head-to-head wins over Sabalenka, but also 5 losses. But she was 3-6 against Iga before this tournament and got it done. Let's go, Jessica!

That's assuming they wouldn't have gotten him regardless. He wasn't who the Bills wanted, so they got to get their own guy plus extra. Any criticism here, revisiting this topic years down the line, should be on whether the Bills chose the wrong WR.

I don't know why anyone here cares about how Worthy, specifically, performs. What about Ricky Pearsall, Xavier Legette, or Ladd McConkey? Are we going to see angst if one of them has a great first game?

This was the case for Juan Soto. He debuted before his debut and homered before his first homer. In 2009, Joel Hanrahan finished the game playing for the losing team, but was credited with the official win for the game.

In today's funny quirk of the day, Danny Jansen goes down as the first player in MLB history to play for both teams of the same game. A Red Sox-Blue Jays game got postponed due to rain and he got traded between then and now. He was actually at bat when the postponement happened, so that plate appearance officially starts with him batting and ends with him catching. He was only 0-1, so the actual batting statistics won't be added to his totals, but still kinda weird and interesting.

This restructure is from back in March. The Bills have about 10.6 million in space right now.

Well dang. He can't catch a break. Got his All Pro recognition and now back to back major injuries.

Saying I'm attacking you for pointing out your behavior is rich. This is the last I'll say in it, so feel free to have the final word if you want.