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X. Benedict

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  1. Lindback has been out of position a lot. Columbus has just been missing.
  2. Columbus is certainly a fun team to watch. Maybe this will be us next year.
  3. The answer is simple. Double fist it and stay thirsty, brother.
  4. Not at all. I think it was the restraint in your tone.
  5. I'd love the chance to see if a conflict plays out.
  6. They've worked together before.
  7. They are smooth, creamy, delicate, yet masculine.
  8. The Shart is within whiff. Courage lads, once more into their breeches.
  9. I'll tell you one thing, I won't pay to watch a Nolan coached team next year. Not doing it.
  10. The only reason this is close is that Arizona is really bad.
  11. Great, our proud Carrion thread has turned into Watership Down.
  12. This brought a tear to my eye.
  13. at least it was the Doors.
  14. After a good poop our constipation becomes a lost memory.
  15. Champagne with the notes of flatulence and the bouquet of elderberry, sir. But we understand.
  16. We will party like we are the Knox Brothers in 1969.
  17. Lets not clutter up the CHL thread on this day of all days with hurt feelings. Today we clench glory whole. Carry on, Carrion. We will clench glory whole.
  18. We prefer to be glass one fifths full people.
  19. Bad form on this accusation. Perhaps WJAG is exuberant but I can see Larsson sliding between the 4-6 and the 7-9 roles. He's been impressive with the minutes he's been given.
  20. These are the times that try men's souls. The summer player and the sunshine fan, in this crisis cannot shirk from service. The Shart, like Hell, is not easily conquered. - Thomas "I've watched this Season in" Paine it. I'm taking one for the team. But why did it have to be Carolina. - anonymous Let's make this the last night of our ignominious fraternity. Let's clench the Shart, drink our Champagne, and like ranch-hands and rodeo cowboys meeting in line at Tim Hortons, forever henceforth remain faithful to the wives we've strayed from even if Mike Harrington continues to brand us with the Scarlet Sabres logo and shout "Adultery" while we are ordering our Timbits across the crowded cafe bake shop. Like Hester Prynne let us forever keep our Dignity while holding our baby McEichel close to our teet and experiencing the joy of letting our little one suckle inside the warmth of our rendered goat head and slug garments. We've dreamed in our waking moments brothers, and we've walked in our sleep. May we clench tonight in this 6 bagger. May we clench and move forward as we forgive our younger selves for this night of the Carrion Cane.
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