Mustache of God

Better shut him down for the season, just to be safe.

A 50/50 puck battle with Benson involved is a misnomer, cause he wins 100% of those.

Refs are absolute garbage tonight. Good lord.

How many 2-1s is Benson gonna try to set up today? Krebs needs to finish.

Can't wait till kesselring is back.

POWER

Benson with another apple.

How is carrying dahlins helmet to the box and then ripping the straps off not an unsportsmanlike penalty

I'd like another 8 goals , please.

Does rehab skate for kesselring mean hes close? What's reasonable time frame to see him back?

I really need Johnson to be good so we can finally say we won the ROR trade.

I don't think you're allowed to use the initials RJ to describe anybody on the team, that abbreviation has been retired and is hanging in the rafters.

This pacing analysis doesn't even account for the fact that he's just getting warmed up. I think it's fair to expect an average of at least 6 assists per game going forward.

These are all salient points, but you know what? I'll take the goals any way they come. In seasons past I feel like whenever the Sabres came up against a goalie that was struggling, or a team with a stinky penalty kill, we made those goaltenders/faltering units looking elite. Hoping this lets the boys relax a bit and get some mojo flowing. Let's see what they can do against Florida tomorrow.

Kinda messed up Benson had to give up his number so Norris could wear it 4 times a year.

Someone better get a Hattie tonight

ZZUCKER X2!

Sabres on an absolute warpath right now. Never doubted them for a second.

POWER PLAY GOAL.

Cozens vs Quinn slap fight?

Cozens is scoring at least two tonight, right?

Matt Ellis for head cooch!

You're in a bind if you fire the coach now, because when you fire the GM at the end of the year the new GM is going to want to bring in his own coach. So I see Pegula sitting on his hands all season before the house gets cleaned at the end of the year.

This team is a quick shortie away from making this a game.

Power just lost a puck battle behind the net to Victor Oloffsson.