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LastPommerFan

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  1. But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but Lord Zemgus only. (Nolan 9:15)
  2. But he will be angry because you have taken him away from his time that would be better spent on the annihilation of his enemies. You don't want an angry Zemgus. If this imagery were an oil painting, I would build a fireplace just so I could hang it above the mantle.
  3. I don't thnk it brought them in because he knew they would be this bad, but I'm certain he chose them over others because they would not be that good.
  4. Except Zemgus.
  5. we are just barely in the lead. If he had made the team even slightly better, we wouldn't be. I think Beano and the Mess were brought in for exactly that purpose.
  6. While that alone will not win you the Golden Shart, it definitely helps.
  7. I've got the first $50. Who wants to start the gofundme page for hiring someone to infect all our goalies with measles?
  8. Could make arbitration interesting again. Do you think the measurement existing has had/will have no effect on the way the players play the game?
  9. So how long until players start taking terrible shots all the time during contract years to drive up their Corsi?
  10. Here you go Mr. Ceiling Fan Made of Swords. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defender_of_the_Fatherland_Day
  11. Monday is Defender of the Fatherland day. I assumed we were all just getting into the spirit a little early.
  12. она должна быть поклонником не вентилятор
  13. NY Wine and Culinary Center just called us. We were on the wait list for tonight's cooking class. We got in! Date Night is on!
  14. Not sure if this has been mentioned yet in this thread, but according to NHLNumbers, Stafford was a retained salary trade, so technically, he's still on the Buffalo Sabres' Payroll.
  15. He is proof that Analytics is a fraud.
  16. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perceptual_adaptation
  17. This longshoreman's strike is starting to affect me, anybody wanna head west and unload some boats with me?
  18. In soviet russia Troll Messageboards YOU!
  19. House of Cards is far from LCD+1, so maybe netflix is doing something different with their numbers. Analytics would have made Hasek the highest paid athlete in the world. His statistical advantage was enormous during his era.
  20. My assessment: Bradford has actually been asked to make throws. He's not been great at it, but he's at least been asked to throw. EJ has similarly bad numbers with out even trying to make plays to win games. Neither of them moves the needle.
  21. Absolutely. Unlike traditional delivery methods, netflix has the ability to parse the minute by minute viewing habits of it's customers. Think of how powerful that can be. I hope Terry's Analytics department finally comes to the conclusion that what we really want are Stanley's and Lombardi's. I imagine they'll screw something up and will end up with an old Kubrick screenplay starring Vince Vaughn.
  22. Sam Smith wasn't trying to rip off Tom Petty, and yet 'hear' we are...
  23. I think you guys might want to see a doctor, I'm not sure the knee bone is supposed to be connected there.
  24. They're totally getting a letter from Steely Dan.
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