I'm starting a group called people for the ethical treatment of pinatas. I'm sick and tired of seeing those poor stuffed animals bleed candy all over the damn place every time some sicko sadist child hits it with a stick.
On a side note I'd really like to put an end to the cruel practice of pin the tail on the donkey. Don't those a$$es have it bad enough already? I'm sure Otter could get behind this one.