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OU, ND, and the Nats. All in the same day. And I go to Mass daily. Kids, next time you see a wide receiver try to credit God with a touchdown, please remember that it’s BS. God does not micromanage touchdowns.

Absolutely. You're only supposed to microwave one at a time anyway, unless you're really high or something, so the cellophane keeps the rest of them fresh.

Right? There is plenty of speculation in the GDT that Gilmour will play.

Just got back. The Rags hung SIX? I want blood when they come to Buffalo.

*****. Gotta run. Have fun everybody.

Your dogs are 6-1 with a loss to South Carolina and your Sabres are 8-1-1, soon to be 8-2-1. Settle down.

Come to think of it, you're right on. He does need to settle down.

You follow Georgia and Indiana and THIS is embarrassing?

Oh, ***** this noise. @Brawndo I doubt they're going out on the town in Detroit tonight, so that's a plus. OTOH, Ullmark.

And of all guys to do it, too. We don't expect that from him. Thorny, give him time to take his dentures out. Geez.

Jeff: We need you ON THE ICE. Not in the box.

I am! (Putting on a recording of Bach and drinking herbal tea.)

"Ya big kill here for the Buffalo Sabres." Thanks, Rob, you really illuminate Dan's dull play-by-play.

Sobotka is supposed to be the man, defensively, though, and Dahlin is a rookie no more, so that's on them, not Kruger or the matchups. It's a "do your job" thing IMO.

They're at Penn Station and presumably hungover and/or drunk. Those are the only ways to handle Penn Station.

Well, girls and boys, and Inky, take a 17 minute break. We'll be right back after we try to sell you some razor blades, trucks, and bad beer. Hold up there, why am I Winchester? I'm much more Trapper than Winchester.

I do love the "Let's Go, Buffalo!" chants in that cesspool of sewage.

This whole situation sux.

Yep--I know you're a Schoeny fan. How often do you play his music?

Can someone please bring a Toast Skagen home for me?

It seems to not want to let me. I'm looking at the results for 12-15, not voting options.

He probably doesn't belong in the top 50 as a player. Great leader, great at attacking Billy Smith, good defensively, pretty average at everything else. I'm beginning to think that Jim Schoenfeld is criminally underrated here on SS, but I haven't voted recently.

The whole station has become unwatchable.

SO jealous of you all...