inkman
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No one wants to waste all that extra paper.
Can you reformat the document before printing? :unsure:
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One of the schools for this Friday's game sent me a frigging 3-page roster, in 12-point font and complete with numbers for home AND away jerseys.
Maybe you should contact the school and see if they need an advisor for their IT.
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I rise to whine about the Drudge Report.
The amount of respect I have for you is dwindling. You might as well wake up in the morning and ask someone to #%^$#! in your mouth.
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Oh yeah, the in-laws still suck.
I feel your pain.
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I hate that Prince isn't recognized for what he is, one of the best musicians/guitarists ever.
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People who slam on the breaks on the thruway when they see a cop, even though everyone is only doing 50 MPH to begin with... He won't pull you over..... KEEP YOUR FOOT OFF THE :censored: BRAKE
People who have to slow down to see what is going on with a random car on the side of the road, otherwise known as rubberneckers or look-ee-loos.
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Announcers that use "stick-to-it-tiveness". Use your big people words like diligence.
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People who use the word "orientated". It's oriented, please stop adding syllables.
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People who don't know English...and English is their first language. I hear these gems all day at work.
I says
I seen
I was settin (in place of sitting)
Fi dollars
He don't know nothing
There are more, I will update as they come to me.
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I also want to complain about soggy, undercooked pizza.
Try a new 'za joint.
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I've practiced with Ink Spots.
Hey, that's my wife's job. :thumbsup:
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Why is that one of the MAIN topics of every Presidential election is abortion?
That's easy. It's a hot button issue. Nearly everyone takes a side and it's pretty much divided right down the party line.
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I got a phone call today from the person in my company in charge of the "phone list". Why she has to create this thing is beyond me. Every phone comes with the ability to call an employee by looking up their name in the company database or in simple terms, by pushing two buttons. Doesn't this nit wit call me to ask me what my trainee's extension is. Hey fugtard, hit the button on your phone with the word "extension" next to it. Then hit the corresponding first letter of the persons name!
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I think the only lines exempt from the DNC list are true business lines.
My family only has cell phones and we never had really had a problem since we signed up on the DNC list.
Now if I could only get these baby mommas to stop callin me. It's like they think I owe them somethin. Here's what's up beyotch, you had fun that night too. :thumbsup: Damn baby momma drama. :rolleyes:
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You mean the calves can't handle a 3 mile walk? :o
The calves could probably handle 30 miles, it's the joints in the knees and ankles. I think it has something to do with the lack of arch support in my footware but I really don't know. :unsure:
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What is the proper etiquette in regards to high beams and walkers? It seems like 75% of drivers keep their high beems on, blinding said pedestrian for the next 30 minutes. I would like to think the proper thing to do would be dim them until passing the walker but is their a difference of opinion? Do people keep them on as to see the pedestrian better?
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I want to complain about how out of shape I am. I went skating last night for the first time since may and my legs are damn sore. This sucks!
Is it considered out of shape to walk a dog roughly 3 miles a day and feel like Kathy Bates went "Misery" on my legs?
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But this was night-and-day different - like being hired for a management position and instead serving as a secretary.
Did you confront the person who hired you about it?
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Ever been hired for a job and go to your first day or orientation and training and the job is completely different from the job ad, description and what the interviewer told you? Happened to me this week. What a waste of time.
Working for Kirby sucks, doesn't it? :thumbsup:
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...shaved with a crappy disposable...
I'd rather shave with a rusty chainsaw.
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If I weren't old, lazy, and completely out of shape you weren't under 18, I'd drive to Olean and punch you in the nads. Sleeping until 7:00 am is sleeping in for me. :censored:
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Let me clear myself up -- I was out until 5:30 last night, finally got to sleep about 6 or 7. THEN had to get up at 9. ;]PS: I'm 18.
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had to wake up at 9 in the AM to take a college placement test.. fun
If you weren't under 18, I'd drive to Olean and punch you in the nads. Sleeping until 7:00 am is sleeping in for me. :censored:
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nwa.
MC Ren was never given his true props.
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Teenagers suck. All noise, so substance. It's all about: Look at me, I'm cool. You're not, so shut up and let the adults run the world.
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Another choice: Pretend you're Mexican (white people don't know the difference) and join the Hispanic club. Just kidding, sort of...