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  1. People who use the space bar to "format" Excel documents. I'm reformatting all the documents our facility uses for production purposes and the moronic woman who did this before me would enter all the data in the first cell in the column and space everything across the document. She also asked me to "print screen" (do you know how to do that, she said) when I informed her that I would be formatting certain documents and returning the rest to her. Emailing links to all the documents on the company server is apparently beyond her mental capablilities. Why they gave a person of this little computer ability a position working exclusively with computers is beyond my mental capabilities.

  2. I certainly cannot believe they made one for the Blair Witch project. What cracks me is that some people, obvious idiots, thought the footage in Blair Witch project was real. You know they felt dumb when the no name actors were on tv taking part in interviews.

     

    That was the problem with Blair Witch. It had to sell itself as real to increase the fear factor. Once it was known as fiction, it really lost it's luster.

  3. Another thing that bothers me. Sissified men. If you have a runny nose, sore throat, or headache; this does not qualify you sick. Calling the doctor is not the #%^$#!ing answer. Suck it up, pound some OJ, take a couple pills of your choice and get some sleep. Hearing my mommas boy 40 year old co-worker tell the doctor he has a sore throat, congestion and maybe a fever makes me want to slap this sissy. The doc recommends he take some ibuprofin or acetomenaphine and he says in a little kid voice, "I don't like that stuff, don't you have some anti-biotics". Suck it up, loser.

     

    I spent an entire week running to the shitter every hour, but I never called the doc to fix my ass ailment. Be a #%^$#!ing man for Christs sake.

  4. I hate people who write checks at the grocery store. Hey Grandma, go to the #%^$#!ing bank and get one of those plastic thing-ama-jigs called a debit card. If that is too complicated get some cash.

     

     

     

     

    ...and BTW, don't spend 10 minutes counting out your change, handing over your coupons individually and telling the cashier she reminds you of your great-grand daughter.

  5. What is considered a big tip anyway?
    If you been delivered pizza...then 10%.

     

    I never really thought about it as a percentage as it's almost as easy for me to deiver 10 bucks of food as it is $100 but anything over 3 bucks is nice in my eyes.

     

    FWIW, it seems as if a lot of people feel like 2 bucks is good, while it may be cool for short deliveries, if I'm driving 20+ minutes rountrip, you aren't even covering my gas. The only people I get downright ornery with are the sub $1 tippers. I almost burnt down one lady's house as she gave me a 10 cent tip because she had a "free delivery" coupon. She presented it after the discount was taken, so I wasn't getting reimbursed the amount of the coupon. It was 10 freaking cents. Here is that house.

  6. I always thought that the tip was above and beyond compensation. I never realized that you had to pay for your own gas. So when Papa Johns charges a delivery fee, who is getting the money?

     

    Not sure how the corporate joints do it but the mom and pop joint I used to work for (the one who charged for delivery) took all the monay but they were notoriously cheap. Paid me 5 bucks an hour plus tips. Some days I would go home with 2 bucks in my pocket and 20 bucks toward my paycheck.

     

    By the way, Papa Johns is plain ruining pizza in this country.

     

    Papa Johns, Pizza Hut, Dominoes all need to go to hell. I have no idea why consumers would choose them over a local establishment.

  7. ?The total (before coupons) comes to $14.60. ?I give the guy $15 and the coupons. ?That is a $4 tip.

     

    To me it sounds like a 40 cent tip. Not sure how that place uses it's coupons but if you didn't specify you had the coupons when placing the order, he may have to cover the difference. The whole charging for delivery slope gets slippery. People have asked me "How much of the delivery fee do you get?" (my previous employer charged for delivery, my current one doesn't). My answer was "None." I was just as baffled as to why as the customer. Cheapskate owner I guess.

     

    If your intention was to give a 4 dollar tip, then great just don't make it all complicated with 17 coupons and secret handshakes to get it.

  8. Poor tippers piss me off. I've recently started my second stint as a pizza delivery guy (part time, as a second job) and some people make me want to take a big dump on their front step. If you live within a half mile of the pizza joint and you tip < 2 bucks, I can live with it. If you live on the edge of the delivery zone (~ 5 miles) and you tip less than 2 bucks, you probably didn't even cover my gas. I get ~ 14 MPG in my truck. You just made me drive 10 miles, that is ~ 2/3 of a gallon or $2.50 worth of gas. Just tip > 2 bucks, thank you.

  9. My choices are to go public and totally bring down the entire school, which will make me look bad in the long run, or just accept the racism.

     

    Another choice: Pretend you're Mexican (white people don't know the difference) and join the Hispanic club. Just kidding, sort of...

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