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I didn’t know giraffes could get COVID.

Be interesting to see if Fitzy makes the top 6. I’d play him over Butcher but I don’t know how handedness affects the lineup.

That bottom six is barf worthy. My lord they need to get healthy. Starting to wonder if we’ll ever see the Sabres roster in its full form.

Or Mittlestadt.

I thought it was common knowledge but I’m sure this will be news to some

His skating and shot are nowhere near where they need to be for a forward. He still has only average speed and a below average shot. He’d just look like a really slow Max Afinogenov.

The MacInnis, Mersch, Murray line. (Mmm line, Crash test Dummies?) is a lot of man. 6’4”,6’5” and Shawty Mike at 6’2”.

Laaksonen scores on a slapper from the point on the PP. I think R2 has the assist

Stevens just said Peterka is out day to day with an upper body injury

No issues here. Nick Boka (who?) drops the gloves with Crunch pugilist Labrie. Boka took a couple off the boca. Surprisingly, he has 17 fights under his belt. Didn’t look like it.

Info has been hard to come by

Rochester travels down the thruway (I’m from Rochester so in no uncertain circumstances will I call it “the 90”) to take on hated rival Circus Shoes. Let’s hope they fair better than their most recent meeting.

Is it possible their main objective was to report the news

I’m blocking anyone in any forum that says anything about Eichel.

Love hearing “Got Five on It” in the BCA

Tied at 1. MacInnis from Prow.

Pacioretty went on IR. They are pulling a Tampa and will bring him back in the post season.

He’s still injured

I laud the fact that Meatballs cannot be bothered with NHL officiating. It’s a joke. You can’t change it, don’t lose sleep over it. Yes but what if the hits don’t do that

I guess not

Andrew asks if they are being coached this way. I think there is something to this. I’m as blood thirsty as the next guy but it would not surprise me that analytical data suggests it’s worse for your team to put yourself out of position, give up on playing the puck, to deck someone. What can’t be measured is the ramifications of hitting players when they have the puck. Is a player more tentative when handling the puck if they know someone is coming to lower the boom?