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Four billion people can absolutely be wrong, 50% of our country is filled with people who don’t even understand who they should be voting for.

I believe Alanis Morrisette detailed this in one of her ditties

Robin Williams would like a word…er…would have liked…

Yeah I wouldn’t last one shift.

Brad Marchand licked another players face. I honestly don’t care how good at hockey he is. He is a class A scumbag. A whiney, dirty, coward.

Sorry. I consume beer and peanuts at athletic events.

I don’t really ever need to read anyone waxing poetic about the single biggest ass***** in sports history

There is an auditor at my workplace, claiming Josh had a poor game against KC. JUST A REMINDER, he threw for 329, 4 TD and 68 yards rushing. Where do these narratives start?

I like the way you think

So if Tampa NYR goes 7 games, there is a conflict at MSG with a Justin Bieber concert? The NHL can’t get out of their own way, ever. 🤡show.

There can only be one

Correct but you have to believe Kevyn thought UPL would at least vie for an NHL job and not get beat out by an AHL vet.

I’ve heard similar things in the past. Why does it bother people that Edmonton had to hose picks? Jealously?

Ten? I’d say more like 30. Why the animosity towards Edmonton?

Wasn’t Pilut the guy who avoided contact like the plague? It may have been after he came back from injury or maybe I’m thinking of a different player altogether.

RHD or LHD?

Don’t get me wrong, I’d love it if the Sabres were EVER on the right side of those shenanigans (yeah I know they haven’t made the playoffs since before I was married) but regardless they are almost always on the receiving end of that crap. Just give me 2-3 players that enjoy hurting and humiliating the other team.

With Brawndo, it would be expandage.

I think of spearing, face licking, face washes, nailing dudes in the junk, excessive cross-checking not getting called, predatory hits getting celebrated rather than penalized, guys running goalies blaming it on anything but themselves; I think that about sums it up.

I’m quick to say inappropriate things about the way people look but y’all are ruthless.

Are you like a parody account? Has there ever been a first round pick that hasn’t signed? Did they put a dietary clause in that deal? Clearly he’s not going to make it unless he pounds 10,000 calorie shakes every 2 hours.

Based on the tiny weenie posters claiming how much of a waif this kid is, I was expecting DJ Qualls. He’s a normal sized person. My lord.

It gets even better. So we went a whole day thinking someone stole it out of my garage. The buyer offered to have her cop husband get involved and my wife told her whole family it was stolen. Then I kinda had a holy ***** moment where some things started to come back to me. I checked my FB Marketplace messages and sure enough, the entire sale conversation was right there. So I had to tell my wife I sold it already, she had to tell her family I was blackout drunk and forgot about it. I don’t think anyone associated is ready to joke about it.