darksabre

"Okay Casey, here are your choices..." *holds up 37 and 49* "Uh, 37...I guess?" "Here ya go kid, get bent!"

No one is asking about Nylander and the price will be too low even if they did.

Nylander isn't getting traded. Good grief. The only thing that gets that done is if some insane GM out there wildly covets him. Which is not a thing. He's here until he either floats to the top or washes out. That's it.

It makes sense given proximity. We never see McDavid and there's basically no rivalry with Edmonton. Matthews and Toronto make a way better foe.

That's for a**holes.

Because it's amateur hour BS from the no-fun police. It's a joke to be gate-keeping numbers from players on a team that has never won a damn thing. Let players wear whatever numbers they want.

I guess if you want the GM to be part of the "entertainment" then more power to you. I'd rather have a GM that actually does good work.

Murray was an idiot.

Oh, see, I have no anxiety because I already know that basically nothing is worth getting out of bed for because life is meaningless.

In training camp. They never subjected him to that crap in real games.

It'll never happen. If I don't set my alarm for at least a half hour before the time I want to get up, I will never get up on time. I've been known to get up, walk across the room, hit snooze, walk back across the room, get back in to bed, all while still asleep. I set multiple alarms because I will turn them off in my sleep.

Love beating the Leafs

This is why I just need Jack to always be trying to score.

JACKER

Hahaha suck on that Polak

Ayyyyeeee!

Effing Kadri

Pretty squirrelly period of hockey.

Marek Zagrapan

They showed up to play tonight.

Go Blue!

Ray legit cannot say it correctly. He's never said it right. It's hilarious.

Woooooooooahhhhh that was sweet

Rip sucks, so he'll probably be like "you want 59?"