darksabre

We Shale Sea

Fwiw I like that one lol

Some of these attempts are pretty wishy-washy. You guys need to plumb the depths. Weigh anchor and set sail on the seas of cheese.

Sunk Costs

These hockey insiders just love trying to manufacture drama. "Oooo what if Jack is at camp?!!!" So what. He's got a contract.

This whole thing is just pure, unadulterated, asset management. Jack Eichel can't have surgery because this route is the best way to maintain his value as an asset during these trade discussions. I wouldn't be surprised if the surgery would have been on the table for him here if they weren't in trade discussions. Which means Adams has been listening to offers for quite a while and none of them have been the right value. Cold and logical is fine by me.

Mmmmmm there she is

People who have been posting on this forum for like a decade having meltdowns over the same signings that happen every off season is so strange to me.

So actually a good signing then

Fwiw this guy is definitely bound for Rochester so everyone relax

They're gonna have to change the Sabres abbreviation on the scoreboard from BUF to JAG

This is why I don't understand the fans that have turned on Jack so hard.

I hear the ask is Eichel and a 1st from Buffalo.

I'm willing to hold out so long he never gets traded at all.

It might be the plan now.

Welcome to Goalie Purgatory everyone!

UPL might want to start thinking about playing some NHL games this year.

Ugh I hate it. So we all know it's gonna happen lol

I know they don't want to box their young players out but this seems excessive

The problem is goalie purgatory. Ullmark was good enough to keep us out of that area, and that's really all you need. Obviously we'll need to see what the goalie situation ends up looking like, but being back in purgatory again feels like a real possiblity, and I can't abide that.

Beer

Getting angry and upset is for amateurs anyway. Serious fans just go catatonic.

Now this is the kind of conspiracy theory I can get behind