PASabreFan

From a friend... You're assuming every other team plays to its season pace. No one else makes a heroic run toward the playoffs. Yet the Sabres who have 71 points in 70 games and are 5-4-1 in their last 10 are going to win 10 of 12. Because those other teams are ass, but we are not. This team does not deserve the hopium you are offering out the car window.

You're the young doc on every medical drama. Doctor! Doctor! Put the paddles down. Doctor, it's over. Time of death... November 7.

How is one guy going to do both jobs?

I don't want him meeting with Adams.

His mom texted you?

New Vaseline Intensive Care Let the caaaacklinggg beeeegin

Alumnus.

Looks like the season. Make a late push.

I went with Danny Gare. Duh.

Vanc is nifty.

That's what you expect from Rasmus Dahlin.

CHICKEN AL PASTOR BACKCHECK, FORECHECK, PAYCHECK. That's all I got.

He also couldn't pick Bert out of a front row lineup and didn't know the Sabres were for sale after the Rigas Debacle. The case has always been circumstantial. Got a conviction tho... Having Carol Jasen visit chambers didn't hurt.

How do you do that, exactly? Pull up NHL scores on your phone? Do you just look or do you seductively reveal it? Sometimes I cover the screen with my hand and slowly pull it down to reveal the result pixel by pixel.

Wolverines make good housepets.

I regret it. Too soon.

Rick would be having an aneurysm.

Some really odd goals tonight. Simulation sound effects are a touch hinky.

Yeah but for the longest time he did look like that time Stephen Hawking fell out of his wheelchair.

I won't fight you on this one. I've seen the ref stop play for less than that though.

Ref can always blow the whistle if a player is seriously injured. We see it all the time.

OK Daccord. You're done.

61-60?

A jaunty start.

Jaunty and well enunciated.