PASabreFan

Great play by play when she shuts up.

Just gonna say this pxp guy has a pulse. Feels like a playoff game. A hint of Rick's passion.

Why? There's always inklet.

Stop saying frenetic.

Dan's having a season where he either realizes he's there for life, like Rick, or knows he's getting fired. I will never understand his methods, but he might just be the perfect voice for this group. Pretty good when he wants to be.

The Wings just have to lose one game in Florida. Boston has to help out with the Caps. Then if the Sabres win two more games at home they're two back of both Detroit and Washington. What are the fancy stat odds of that happening? Probably not great but probably not extremely unlikely either. But if it happens what are the playoff chances then? It's like rolling two Yahtzees in a row. Not common but I've done it.

Maybe a little. What I'm really trying to do is save my hockey fan soul. I want to believe there's a chance, feel disappointment when it's over. I don't want to be so invested in thinking there's no chance that I feel conflicted when they keep their chances alive.

Gotta love Dan saying that the 2-1 Thompson goal got the Sabres back in the game and Rob saying after the same goal that it was a brand new hockey game.

I doubt it. But if you're right then TP should have immediately ended the tank upon firing DR.

So when Tay Tay comes out, she swoons when she sees Woody in his scrubs, stethoscope seductively hanging around his neck, his blond locks bathed in moonlight. "I need to be checked for STDs!" Woody obliges and Tay Tay is in the 300s with the good doc for the Caps game and at every game home or away after that. The Sabres catch fire and as Swifties buy up those BS hats, Bettmann sees his opportunity to sell hockey in the US once and for all. Every team around Buffalo in the standings starts losing on suspicious calls.

Is it true you and the Mrs. were thiiiiis close to beating out Tim Horton? It was going to be Dodo's Donuts.

The caffeine has kicked in!

When is the game?

Night Train's call goes through but only because it's one number off from Travis'. A master impressionist who worked directly under Frank Caliendo, NT is able to convince Tay Tay to send nudies. From there, blackmail and a secret meetup at the Microtel just south of Springville. Outside? None other than Woody.

Then the Caps come to town on Tuesday. The Wings will have lost to Tampa the night before. Sabres slide into a tie with Detroit, two back of Warshington.

I still remember how Josh Mora looked at young Taylor Pyatt.

I also have some shirtless pics of Quinny.

Sabres making the playoffs... A sunny day in the lee of Lake Erie in early April. Actually... Ten days out, the forecast is coagulating into something hopeful.

With two wins at home in 24 hours and the expected results of Detroit losing to Florida and Boston beating the Caps... Whoot there it is.

Luke Adam was pistol whipped.

The Crookshank Redemption.

They don't. Let's get real. Put a couple beers in most them and they'd admit they want a real coach just like we do.

No I really did win. My cat has no apparent recollection of the kitty crack. He is devouring his regular food and even appears to be fattening up a little, not that he needed it. Blood sugars are maybe a little more stable too.

Because it's awesome. It really is. This is the only fun we're allowed to have. Any presser after the season to announce DG's geschphinctoing will be our STANley Cup parade.