PASabreFan

Selling is shooting for the stars, the kids taking over is landing on the moon. Or however that old saying goes. (And by kids, I mean the two older kids, who are said to be hockey fans and most likely both Sabres fans.) Would they want to do it? I don't know. If there were to take over operational control, would they be smart enough to not meddle? I also don't know. The hope in this Plan B is that even if they meddled, they would somehow have the hockey sense their parents clearly don't have, and the meddling wouldn't be destructive.

I mean, in reality, it's /thread after that post.

Pic! Pic! Pic!

Maybe analytics is trash.

True. They spent most of the afternoon trying to set themselves up with the prettiest goals. Sheer lack of respect.

Goal the pulley!

We don't have the right emoji for this. No mouth agape.

They've quit. Coaches get fired for this.

Marty says it's all about layers. Oh, we'll be comfortable. (I know, it was levels.)

Borgen skated his beehind off to try and get back to prevent a goal. He'll get a talkin'-to after the game.

Not only do I believe in Hockey Gods, I believe there are God assistants in charge of certain things, one of which is puck special effects. A Sabre shot hit the side of the net and got stuck there. The Flyer goal gets stuck in the back of the net. Cold!

Thanks for Mutton.

Uh oh. Hockey alert.

Skinner donates the puck on the PP.

You'll have to excuse me. I'm just a country doctor.

Skinner backhands one wide. Scoring chance though. If only his luck was better.

The sport of hockey is considering filing a restraining order against this game.

Another trooper tried to tell Bryson to use his reverse thruster, but the transmission hit some space rocks. Am I doing it right?

OK, it works.

Hutton makes himself as small as possible.

Dag nammit.

Not the ice level sound, but Rick, I mean.

Audio just ahead of the video again.