This took me to the NHL standings. The other thing I learned while looking at the standings, to my dismay, is that despite a five game winning streak the Sabres are still eight points behind three teams.
It must have been Darcy/Lindy who brought Rick Martin in as a shooting coach. Post co-captains maybe. I don't think it worked. Rick probably just said, Here, do this. And the twine tingled.
The Atomic Wedgie Jock Privilege defense would not hold up at a manslaughter trial, methinks.
Seriously you'd have to have a lot more than some twisted version of the castle doctrine