GDT: Sabres @ Flames, Dec 8, 2025, 9pm. WGR, MSG, ESPN+(out of market)

[LGR4GM]

Welcome to another excited edition of Sabres hockey. Todays questions are simple but important.

WHY THE ^**($#)%&)(#&$)(*#& is Greenway on the first line? Which goalies name will be picked from the helmet and get the start tonight? Does Noah Östlund enjoy free flights from Calgary to Rochester? Did he get miles? What if Zach Benson scores a goal that isn't disallowed? Will the Universe end? What would happen if Tage Thompson and Alex Tuch both decided to drag this team into the playoffs? Would we give them a key to the city? If a goalie makes a saves in Calgary but no one is watching, is it goalie interference?

Find out tonight on Sabres after dark, the show where the lines are made up and the defensive zone doesn't matter. That's right the defensive zone is like Kevyn Adams haircut, no one cares. 

Edited 16 minutes ago by LGR4GM

[SABRES 0311]

If they **** this one up then I support a post KA full rebuild. Players, management, support staff, etc.

[Shoot da Puck]

This game should enhance the Holiday spirit in me.

Can't wait...

[Mustache of God]

9PM PUCKDROP ET FOR THOSE INTERESTED.

[Pimlach]

6 minutes ago, LGR4GM said:

Welcome to another excited edition of Sabres hockey. Todays questions are simple but important.

WHY THE ^**($#)%&)(#&$)(*#& is Greenway on the first line? Which goalies name will be picked from the helmet and get the start tonight? Does Noah Östlund enjoy free flights from Calgary to Rochester? Did he get miles? What if Zach Benson scores a goal that isn't disallowed? Will the Universe end? What would happen if Tage Thompson and Alex Tuch both decided to drag this team into the playoffs? Would we give them a key to the city? If a goalie makes a saves in Calgary but no one is watching, is it goalie interference?

Find out tonight on Sabres after dark, the show where the lines are made up and the defensive zone doesn't matter. That's right the defensive zone is like Kevyn Adams haircut, no one cares. 

WHY THE ^**($#)%&)(#&$)(*#& is Greenway on the first line?  I think that Lindy thinks this will add defense to the line.  He was going to make a "beard line" but none of Tuch, Greenway, or Zucker can play center, so he decided on a tall line instead.  

Which goalies name will be picked from the helmet and get the start tonight?  Lyon, unless the players want UPL in the net, gonna have to check with Dahlin first.  

Does Noah Östlund enjoy free flights from Calgary to Rochester?   Not in coach, no.   Did he get miles?   All flights are charged to the Sabres Team AMEX Card and the airline loyalty points are collected under the name of Kelly Pegula.  (All part of a EEE cost savings strategy she recommended to Daddy).  

What if Zach Benson scores a goal that isn't disallowed?   Is this a trick question.  He cannot score.   Will the Universe end?   No, but is possible that at least WNY and parts of Southern Ontario will vaporize.  

What would happen if Tage Thompson and Alex Tuch both decided to drag this team into the playoffs?    They would be pretty tired by the trade deadline and at that time Tuch will be sent to Boston for a protected first rounder and a prospect that currently leads the AHL in penalty minutes.   

Would we give them a key to the city?  No, not since Terrell Owens lost the keys in Canton, Ohio.  

If a goalie makes a saves in Calgary but no one is watching, is it goalie interference?  No, NHL rules clearly state that only if he lets in a goal will goalie interference be called.  

[JoeSchmoe]

I said this before... There's the right way, the wrong way, and there's the Greenway. The Greenway is the same was the wrong way, only lazier