Kronsteen

This f'n team.

Go on Duffer and Marty, polish that turd!

This team just finds new ways to disappoint.

I think the worst part of that was the hope. We were back within one in a game where we'd been out-skated for the majority of it, and then the league steps in and pulls out the rug. I could have taken a blowout because that would have been met with resignation; now I'm just angry again.

I hope every single one of those Loaf jackasses in Keybank get stuck on the bridge for hours.

That was embarrassing.

T R A S H

Clown show.

Like clockwork ...

That was like watching two games. First period, they were a well-oiled machine, fast, good passes, fearless. You get hit? You get up and provide an assist for a goal! Second and third period, it was like watching a bunch of random guys who'd just come out of the locker room going "What are these weird blade shoes I have on my feet?"

Why should Ruff get away with it? Tell him to lace his skates up, too. We look like a totally different team in the 2nd and 3rd compared to the 1st. Ruff has to take some of the blame there.

Seriously pathetic.

So who gave them sedatives during the intermission again?

I really wish all of our players had even half of the amount of give-a-damn that Benson has.

Stripes still in a tryptophan-induced coma, affecting their vision.

How can you miss that call?

Way to jinx it, Dan.

No hustle to get back by Byram. Jeez.

The referees should get two minutes each for that. They should be able to make an eye appointment in that time.

Right now, not much. Maybe a medium Coke?

What about Jug-o' naught?

We need to start burying those chances.

Way to tell the pick that they don't really want him ...

The referees continue to find new ways to be stupider and stupider.

Stupidly, I bought tickets in a moment of optimism a few weeks ago when we looked slightly less terrible. The only reason I'll go is that it'll be a date night for me and my wife.