Thorny

Did I tho

Song 2 by Blur is the goathead goal song

I’d even be good with the Black Keys again

All too easy..

We are winning this. We’re gonna do it.

I expect a win tbh, because we probably have to. This is an Event game. Tuch with a good game for sure: 1 G, 2A WOOOOs at the camera at the end

“Laugh or Cry?” is the name of the new commercial-break fan cam segment

Product on the ice? Our sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped us conjure up entertainment value or given us clairvoyance enough to better understand the sport, in the way the scoreboard will

Well, not everyone

The fact a team with a way better setup acted with more urgency than us in the offseason is the rub

So the guy we had “no room for”, in Olofsson, owing to our air-tight forward ranks looks good on another team? Shocked, i say

Apparently, the ability to torpedo the results of 12 games rather than 12 years

Would like to see something nice from Quinn, and Thompson

What a great decision. Individual goal songs is so weird. Score and win as a team. Plus the majority of them sounded nothing at all like goal songs. Just keep it simple, something the crowd can jam to

Two 60 point d-men would be rather absurd. It’s hard to see a situation where Joki is holding back the D core imo given that context If Tage is scoring 50, there’s going to be a lot of guys with a lot of assists, etc etc If Thompson hits 50, we have 2 60 point D men, and Kulich has 20: I’ll wager we are top 3 in conference If not higher

Maybe, but upon quick perusal: there wasn’t a single NHL team last year with 2 of those 3 I’d imagine any two of: 50 goal scorer, 20 goal rookie scorer, and two 60 point D men (if power gets 60 Dahlin will) would essentially guarantee not only a spot but a high seeding

I don’t think so. You don’t need a 50 goal scorer and a second 60 point D man to make the playoffs

In order of likelihood most likely to least, I’ll guess: 1) Levi outperforms UPL 2) Sabres make playoffs - - - 3) Kulich 20 goals 4) Power 60 points 5) Tage 50 goals

lol this is awesome My Dad, the reason I’m a fan, is the world’s biggest Dylan fan

Lofty!

Lol

This is only because you haven’t given me ample enough time to piss you off yet

Hockey isn’t really about who you play, it’s when you play them. The top teams lose all the time, so I don’t really buy that excuse at all. I do however buy the idea you can’t predict the overall acumen of the team based on 2 games, therefore agree that as far as playoffs goes, the only thing that matters here is the 4 lost points

FTFY, hopefully