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I am Defecting

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  1. One thing I admire about New Englanders, is that, when winter storms come, they put their windshield wipers out away from the windshield, so that they don't have to clean the windshield wipers themselves, only the windshield, when they come back to their cars. You would think we'd have learned that trick in Buffalo, but I never see it done here.
  2. Whatever keeps you going, man. If they're really trying to lose, it does make sense that they'd come in second worst.
  3. I LOL'ed. But then I got PISSED! Then I was all like, "Veers de pook? Veers de pook?" Sabrespace is blowing sunshine up my keister again. It's all giggles and enemas up in here.
  4. Why we have a right to get mad: This isn't the Pegula Sabres, It's not the Golisano Sabres. It's not the Regis Sabres. They call themselves the BUFFALO Sabres. They've co-opted our city. They're not from here, they weren't born here. THEY are the ones who are pitching a tent here, not us. If we don't like being represented like THAT, they'd better LISTEN. Hey Carpetbaggers! Are you listening yet!
  5. I really liked that. :rolleyes: What comes in threes?
  6. That was Andres Escobar. He was murdered in Columbia after his team dropped out of the tourney.
  7. I could definitely see it working out. He sort of reminds me of CR7, right before he really started scoring.
  8. It's a lesson for other coaches. If the goalkeeper lets one in late in the game, blame the timekeeper. It will make matters worse for you when Bale signs for United. ;) Just kidding. Bale really starting to dominate. How do you like him.
  9. He really does. He always blames the officials, or anything, but I've never seen him publicly blame a player. He always protects the players on his team from criticism, and himself from criticism.
  10. I know it. Sir Alex has to wait to buy washed up players on the cheap, like Van Persie, or snap them up before anyone notices their talent, like Ronaldo or Rooney.
  11. Welcome all newcomers! HERE WE GO, DUMPSTER DIVING, HERE WE GO!
  12. I don't know how Sir Alex Ferguson does it. It must be annoying to hear, as a fan of any other team. Aged 71: Premier League (12): 1992–93, 1993–94, 1995–96, 1996–97, 1998–99, 1999–2000, 2000–01, 2002–03, 2006–07, 2007–08, 2008–09, 2010–11 FA Cup (5): 1989–90, 1993–94, 1995–96, 1998–99, 2003–04 League Cup (4): 1991–92, 2005–06, 2008–09, 2009–10 FA Charity/Community Shield (10): 1990 (shared), 1993, 1994, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2007, 2008, 2010, 2011 UEFA Champions League (2): 1998–99, 2007–08 UEFA Cup Winners' Cup (1): 1990–91 UEFA Super Cup (1): 1991 Intercontinental Cup (1): 1999 FIFA Club World Cup (1): 2008 20 October 2003 – Two match touchline ban and fined £10,000 after using abusive and/or insulting words towards fourth official Jeff Winter.[97] 14 December 2007 – Two match touchline ban and fined £5,000 after using abusive and/or insulting words towards Mark Clattenburg.[98] 18 November 2008 – Two match touchline ban and fined £10,000 after confronting Mike Dean after a game.[99] 12 November 2009 – Four match touchline ban (two suspended) and fined £20,000 for comments made about the fitness of Alan Wiley.[100] 16 March 2011 – Five match touchline ban (three plus the two suspended for the above offence) and fined £30,000 for comments made questioning the performance and fairness of Martin Atkinson.[101]
  13. I think that times like these, are good opportunities to be more casual as a fan. The past few games, I've barely watched. Why bother? Are my magical fan powers going to make them any better? I know better. It's kind of like tuning the coach out, as a player, tuning the team out, as a fan. Thanks Rob Ray for the idea, on WGR, Chap and the MuttMan, Righty-O 550.
  14. How about "take a slash," as in "pee." Another Aussie one. What does "Big Time Charlie?," mean, anglophones? I guess Paul Ince was one.
  15. I'm a little dissatisfied with my two beer hat, this game.
  16. Looks like we can sleep tight, then. Ruff will mix the lines up, and make magic, like he always does.
  17. Line Up a Kimmelwick Bun for the job, and we will be happy. If it were between Ruff and an Old Vienna, I know what I would vote for.
  18. Leon Trotsky once said, "Life is not an easy matter... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above weakness, above all kinds of perfidy and baseness." I think I know what he meant. There are those among you who thought the beer shelves in the bathrooms were some great victory for us, and I pity your short-sightedness. That was just a frontier skirmish in this great revolutionary war. I see bigger things ahead. I have a dream. I dream of a hat. I dream of a hat that I can wear at games, that holds my beer. Nay!, I dream of a hat that holds two beers, one by each ear. I dream of a hat that holds my two beers by my ears that can be sucked down with a long plastic tube, so I will not be moved. I will not hold beer. I will not lift beer. These heavy chains will be broken, and I shall be free... at last.
  19. I think the answer is clear: That we, as Sabres fans, need to adapt; Whereas, hitherto, we have celebrated winning; Furthermore, we should celebrate losing. Great Coaching Lindy!
  20. Miller's not Hasek. That much is true. For the Romantically inclined, I never watch games to see Miller. He disappoints me after Hasek. For the Allamanian inclined, Chekoslovakia is closer to Allamania than Michigan. For the Mathematically inlined, Hasek stands 6'0", but Miller is married to Noureen DeWulf. Conner Knapp in no Ryan Miller. Pwn'd!
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