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"Everything's been fine since Jack came back" - SwampD (Swamp, I hope you know I'm joking)

Kane-Eichel-Gionta Dear lord take me now. Just end it. (Yes, I'm aware it's been a good shift) AND GORGES BACK WITH RISTO!?!?!?!?!? AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHAAAAGGGGAAARRRRGHHHHHHH

Bylsma loves the dump and chase so much he's devoted himself to destroying confidence so the players never want to carry it in :angel:

At least we're not allowing clean zone entries on the PK? That's something...I guess.

Unless you're bathing in bleach, that filth ain't goin' nowhere.

Well according to Brad May, we just gotta grind 'em down and everything will be fine!

No, this is who this team is, regardless of goalie, because this is the game Bylsma coaches.

Not saying he's looking like Hasek out there, but I'm not gonna roast Lehner for this game when our team is a disgrace at even strength.

NO! We need your snark!

Obviously Franson was the linchpin holding our defense together :ph34r:

You've officially bailed on Bylsma? I knew I liked you! :beer:

I'm so mad right now. I had no intention of drinking tonight. None. Zero. I'm about 1 Eichel-less powerplay away from opening the Goose Island Country Bourbon Stout I had planned on aging. Okay, that last part is a lie, but I will start drinking if it happens again.

He had one bad game on the PP. ONE! Teaching a lesson off of that is insane. It'd make sense if he was perpetually having problems with blind passing, but that's simply not the case.

F that, this justifies explosives.

I'm assuming this was just a post-PP shuffle, not a real thing. Of course, if Eichel had been on the PP, this wouldn't have happened....

I just ordered a Dan Bylsma voodoo doll to torture.

So Eleven being gone is official? Sadness. Had hoped it was just a holiday hiatus.

Well, I mean, I can't let just anybody in. Have to be cognizant of spies!

Yyyyyeeeesssssss!

As a man who struggles with smartphone typing, I thought you'd understand! :cry:

I really think his one timer needs to be a staple of the PP, yet it often seems as more of a last resort than anything. Edit: DAMN PHONE!!! You're welcome, NS.

You should take me seriously, but not literally.

What?!? Nilsson was fine! Finished practice in a blank mask! LET ME HAVE MY RISTO LOVE!

Apparently Risto broke Nilsson's helmet with a shot in practice today. That's pretty great.

Broken Bishop is going to play shootouts for us?