Andrew Amerk

Miracle is okay but could’ve been done better.

Slap Shot is okay, but overrated. I’d rather watch Youngblood.

If people could sit through the garbage that was Love Guru, they can certainly handle Goon.

If some rich white guy gives up 3 first rounders and 2 second rounders for Watson, you can bet your buns that Watson will be playing.

Neither 1 nor 2 mentions any flying capabilities.

So he’s transformed from one animal to another?

Exercised? How do you make cancer exercise? Define monkeys.

Define “we.” Are you a member of the team Kim?

I think Happy Gilmore is an entertaining movie. I also think Goon is an entertaining movie.

And yet, as a kid, I handed him 18 hockey cards to sign, and he signed them all.

Okposo is up there in my fandom with Grier and Stuuuuu now.

Hold on, I’m turning up my hearing aids.

Then your recommendation of anything AC/DC or Led Zeppelin gets a pass. Just don’t expect DJ Malk to be playing it anytime soon, unless he changes his name to DJ Ensure.

Glad I’m not the only one who likes to see Skinner get off.

What did you say?

Holy cannoli, how old are all of you? Anything AC/DC is extremely out of touch, and outdated. I would rather see the Earl of Bud dancing after a goal.

Lame. I would hope everyone on this site is old enough to listen to this.

Wrong. Rick Vaive.

What were some of the bets on how many pages this would go? I would have to think 500+ is easily doable.

So, a handful of Bills fans produce fake vax cards trying to get into games, and are just sent home. Evander does it, and he’s the lowest scum on Earth? Makes sense.

I figured you’d appreciate it.

#5 reminds me of “The Comeback Kids.”

When you have the amount of money he has, you don’t need to put forth any effort into being good at anything. He’s paid because of his name. “Hi, my. name. is. Wayne. I. shop. at Aldi. because Aldi. has. what. I. need.”

A corpse of Wayne Gretzky is still Wayne Gretzky. 2nd greatest hockey player of all-time.