Andrew Amerk

Are we going with thoughts AND prayers on this, or only one of the two?

One rough player in the lineup, zero rough players in the lineup. What’s REALLY the difference.

When I think of “cool” NHL players, Ovi and Malkin and Subban come to mind. Aostan seems pretentious to me. Like his parents could be Chet and Muffy, and he overvalues some unknown indie band that thinks they’re ironic And misunderstood but in reality their music just sucks. Also the mooning incident doesn’t sound “cool” to me either. Maybe when I was 12ish.

My sarcasm detector is broken on this take.

Well, I see the Laffs didn’t bring their playoff beards like the Flyers did (unless you count Aostan’s porn stache).

Yay for Conor Shears. First player to score an NHL goal in July, officially but unofficially. Who you got winning the cup?

Idk. The articles all say that he’s brilliant.

He was asking the referee if he knew what was the best spot in town to get wings to go. The ref recommended Duffs. Duh.

Sabres are interested in Chayka, Sabres are interested in Dudley. Pegulas are interested in “digging more wells,” not trying to win a Cup. Such a prophetic speech that has turned out to be.

I need to find a way to make my sarcasm more universally acceptable.

I’ve never once had anyone walk up to me and hand me millions of dollars. Is it like Publishers Clearing House, how that goes down?

OMG I hope they cancel the game tonight and the one for whatever team is supposed to use the locker room from the night before!

I didn’t see much social distancing going on here. OMG WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN???

If that’s true, it certainly seems like an odd way to go about it. Using a public health crisis to push an agenda seems immoral, at best.

Idk, I feel like going with mediocre options instead of the best ones is more akin to settling for someone, instead of making that move for someone who better suits you and your future.

Seems to me that a lot of people are placing money over health. Health is more valuable than any amount of money. If an MLB team of 25-30 players has 8-14 positives after, what only 3 days of baseball? How is having multiple classrooms of similar numbers of students in one building going to end up with better results?

I feel like I’ve had to repeat this a dozen times.

What I read somewhere is: ”According to the Arizona Republic, “rumblings of a divide” between Chayka and the front office began earlier this week after he reportedly wasn’t invited to a dinner meeting with team owner Alex Meruelo and his son, team president and CEO Xavier Gutierrez and winger Taylor Hall. Chayka, per the report, learned of the meeting the next day — which was reportedly used to extend a contract offer to Hall, whose deal will expire at the end of the season.”

I disagree. This is getting a guy bunting to get a guy from first to second, instead of getting a guy who can swing for a double or triple. Think small, stay small. Think big, get big. The team already ran the course of getting “reclamation project/low value high ceiling” guys in the Vesey and Shearys of the NHL world. It’s time to bring in a notable player or 3 who will help the team turn the corner instead of treading the same water for another season.

So, if the comments came from Roenicks wife about wanting to have a threesome with Tappen and her husband, would she have been fired?

So, do I understand this correctly? The entire Jays team can go play games in Florida, then fly to Buffalo and play games there without a 14-day quarantine? But if I fly there today and come back tomorrow, I’d have to quarantine?

If they paid to use the Wu-Tang “W” for just this one season, they’d make tons of CREAM.

Looks familiar.

The Kraken have become only the 4th NHL team with a name that doesn’t end in “s.” Without looking, name the other 3.

Dick Grapes is an absolute legend. Such a nice pipe.