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UPL can get in the sea. Comrie can also get in the sea, but he gets a raft as I feel kind of bad for him re: injuries. Anderson has my warmest regards as he returns to his family in God's own waiting room never to return. I can't imagine we don't see some kind of non-Levi upgrade next year. Just going to keep believing that as hard as I can in an attempt to manifest it "The Secret" style.

If the Blackhawks are worried about people being offended with Pride Night jerseys, wait until everyone figures out what they wear the rest of the time...

He’s much more likely to be lurking around high schools anyway…

Jeebus.

I do not wish to cast aspersions but it would appear our boys may not have come to play tonight. Which is disappointing.

That’s not great from Joki there. Maybe get back on D if your point shot gets blocked three feet from you…

That would be an improvement.

These Flyers unis are straight 90’s roller hockey quality…

Bought tickets to the Cure in Tampa. The well-documented and ongoing Robert Smith vs. Ticketmaster brawl has been entertaining. Glad they refused to do dynamic pricing, Depeche Mode (good) seats currently in the low to mid four digits, which is a crime. Gonna wait on those to see if they drop. Not holding my breath.

But isn’t the goalie required to help the team, at least a little bit?

GOALIE

Never mind the rebounds ( which are myriad and atrocious), let’s talk about how it must be his personal goal to cover as little of the net as possible at all times… hoo boy does he make himself small more or less constantly. He’s a big guy. Maybe use that, I dunno.

Christ. UPL is not an NHL goalie. That is all.

We’d be better off with a cardboard cutout of an actual goalie

He’s a flimsy placeholder at best.

Fine. His inability to play the position is someone else’s fault.

NHL goalies make saves sometimes. UPL seems to be unable to do this with any consistency.

Good lord.

Wow, that was a horse crap call, but we’re due one.

Not if he insists on making himself as small as possible in front of the goal. When he can find it.

Briefly.

Great Odin’s Raven UPL makes me nervous…

Living in Virginia as I do, I’m required to watch the Caps feed for these games. They’re the absolute (second, Jack Edwards is still out there after all) worst broadcast out there. Makes me miss Dunleavy and Ray. A lot.