Sabel79

Staple Mitts and his ***** line to the bench. Enough.

For the love of god.

What in the world was that?

Cozens is feeling it tonight…

Ugly. Counts.

Nice effort there, Dylan…

Sigh.

.868 save percentage, will make $9 million is salary and bonuses next year…. Woof.

VO is, if I may borrow a phrase from soccer parlance, a 'luxury player." His shot / nose for goal could theoretically be enough to keep him around despite the obvious black hole that is the rest of his game if you carefully manage his ice time and put him in situations where he'll be more likely to produce without destroying you going back. This might not be the team for that, all things considered. In theory you could get something of some value from a contender looking for a goal hanging PP threat if you put him on the block. Wouldn't be a ton, but.... eh. Mitts, to be honest, doesn't look like he has it in him at either end, really. He's been a boy among men since he signed, and does not appear to be improving at all, much less putting it together. Not sure what you do with that, other than cut bait.

Meat Wad

ESPN+ keeps crashing on me. I genuinely think it’s trying to do me a solid….

Sens are just absolutely trying not to win this game. Still might.

Oh man, I dunno.

Now don’t give up two ridiculous goals against before scoring another, please…

I mean, this one is the most brazenly corrupt and terrible one since (checks notes) the last one... ugh. Anyway, as long as England embarrass themselves (fans and team) in typical hilarious fashion, then I suppose I'm here for it, though it may make me feel slightly dirtier than usual.

The game isn't the same anymore, he just might be Lindros adjusted for era. He learns to use his size appropriately in a league where it's now frowned upon to try and cripple and/or lobotomize the opposition as flagrantly as it once was, and he might just earn himself the room Lindros did, albeit through much darker methods. Of course, this is best-case-scenario and nowhere near a guarantee.

Oh come the ***** on.

Might Watch.