PASabreFan

I just had an epiphany. Although I'd own an NHL in the hands-off way I've talked about, I'd be a meddling ***** on a day like this.

Botox?

Well, sure, he couldn't be traded to Ottawa. There's no right that Hall could use to get traded to Boston.

What contractual right is Adams referring to?

I know, right? Casey ***** Mittelstadt. Turns out this rumor couldn't do a pull up.

H/t to @Eleven... if the cost of announcing to the rest of the league we won't be hosed and to FAs that you won't play the Buffalo Sabres was a second-round pick and the corpse of Robert Bork, that's not too high a price to pay.

Thinking about your mistress during sex. (With your wife.)

Once the Sabres sat him? Fine. Before that? The height of unprofessionalism. I find it doubtful the idea of being a Bruin only entered his mind last week. Scum.

Kim's right about one thing anyway. There's a lot the fans don't know about. I mean, there's a discussion on this board where people are completely oblivious to what's really going on. Probably better that way, I suppose. Hockey's supposed to be an escape, at least for the fans.

I do. I wish we were 10% what Boston is. The hate is envy, pure and simple.

I'd laugh. Then make popcorn.

The word "star" used to mean something.

Wanting to go Biblical on this franchise, including the Pegulas, is hardly and overreaction. It's measured, logical and sane. If I can't say he did, you can't say he didn't. (I can guarantee he played some role in the trade.) He's not terrible, the Sabres are. The Bruins wanted him, what does that tell you? I guess we'll find out.

Goodbye, Rick.

FORCE FIELD ACTIVATED! RAYGUNS TO DEFCON FIVE!

It's OK. RaKru will chuckle when he goes to Davos and votes to put chips in all your kids' heads. Short Arm Jeffy.

Jeff's schtick is old.

So refreshing to see someone celebrate a goal. I'd fill this roster with guys who have a heartbeat.

Buffalo goal assisted by Cyndi Lauper.

They're playing our song!

I wonder if the lockerroom has airport-style insurance for those Sabres who will be going to the front of the net?

It's almost like there's no there there.

Maybe be a professional and not rely on old wives tale noxious fumes.

In Ottawa tradition, Philly plays a Sabres anthem. It never worked well for the Sens.

Does one have to be a bearded ginger to play for the Flyers?