That Aud Smell Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 linkelage. please, let's avoid the inevitable "five hole" jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobody Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 "The third-string goalie is a dead raccoon which they lay across the mouth of the net." That's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two or less Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 WOW..... that is incredible. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmwolf21 Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 This seems to happen a lot with the "new" hockey programs getting their heads handed to them, so I don't understand why they don't implement a running clock "mercy rule" for these games. Get up by 10 goals, the clock doesn't stop until intermission. 35-0 is a little better looking than 82-0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleven Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 Top selections from the comments in the article that That Aud Smell posted--keeping in mind the "no five-hole rule": 1. The Leaves are now in talks with the Bulgarian netminder. 2. I had no idea the LA Kings were on a world tour... 3. Hey...good news for Blues fans, there IS a worst team out there! 4. For those of us who took Slovakia and gave 83, WE LOSE!!!!! *&!% point shavers. But the five-hole comments were funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deluca67 Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 It a related story the public address announcer for the venue is under going reconstructive vocal cord surgery. I hear Satan was playing and he had 80 empty net goals :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spndnchz Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 I think they're going for Tavares' girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Aud Smell Posted September 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 and look, the same story, but now with an awkward check at the end and an ensuing bertuzzi imitation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two or less Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 and look, the same story, but now with an awkward check at the end and an ensuing bertuzzi imitation. lol wow..... i cant believe this has made it to youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spndnchz Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 What's up with the ref's? Are they women too? They keep pushing the players down all the time. That hit was nothing in the first place IMO, she barely bumps her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Aud Smell Posted September 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 What's up with the ref's? Are they women too? They keep pushing the players down all the time. That hit was nothing in the first place IMO, she barely bumps her! the voice i hear (in the clip, not in my head) calling out penalties to #14 for slovakia and #13 for bulgaria sounds like a woman's voice -- super butch, mind you, but a gal's. They keep pushing the players down all the time. i think that's largely a function of the fact that the bulgarians can barely skate. That hit was nothing in the first place IMO, she barely bumps her! i agree - it was just a nudge, but then the slovakian must've caught a rut and went down badly - the clip shows her being carried to the locker room. given the score, you get the sense that #13 for bulgaria had done some other stuff that set the stage for the beat down she received. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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