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You bet he would, that phenom scored on his first shift.

The first few minutes are pretty funny. Rob Ray's so hungover that he can't keep from just laying out exactly how he feels. "Have you seen our team play??"

Nope. For Buffalo, the penalty mysteriously goes up. Just like the draft lottery will change in favor of not tanking when we decide to tank.

I always wanted that to happen to someone, sign a one game contract and play one shift, maybe to start the 1st period or something. Absolutely life changing.

VICTORY BY FIRE!

Yep. Chris Butler and Paul Byron for Robyn Regehr, Ales Kotalik (salary dump), and a 2nd (44th overall in 2012, Jake McCabe). Complete fleecing of Jay Feaster (now fired) in our favor, despite Regehr not playing as strongly as he had in Calgary and LA. edit: Oh, good saves.

Haha, dink!

I am too, but... (nsfw) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu1JMbSLPvc

We're eleven points down with fourteen games to go. The tide of battle has shifted in our favor as we've been regaining ground in recent battles. We are within sight of claiming victory in the long, horrendous Battle of 1314. The Sabres war machine has stepped up production to provide the latest technology at the fastest pace. We are now operating in total war and we will BURN EVERYTHING IN OUR WAY. ONWARD! ENGAGE FLAME!

Bob McKenzie ‏@TSNBobMcKenzie 2h Ted Nolan's three-year contract extension with BUF in hands of lawyers. Contract language still being finalized. Not "done" quite yet.

VICTORY!

Can we replace the Sabres logo on the Tank graph with a small version of this?

Kings hosed on a late goalie contact call on the tying goal last night. They mad.

Off-ice entertainment? Maybe.

Of four. Maybe five.

We're on pace to match the '06-'07 Flyers at 56 points. I take solace in knowing that our season was intentional and theirs wasn't.

Today we invoke Ronan Tynan to inspire the Irish tank. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEyEI_fy2QA ONWARD!

Those look nice. The gaelic font and the clover leaf stitched over the number are nice touches. Hopefully they don't look atrocious with the pants, socks, gloves, and helmets.

It's a good thing our season is on pace to score 28.2 in those 15 games.

I wasn't thinking that, but when I read that, that video popped in my head, and I lol'd. Probably because of this bar story: I was at a bar with some friends. And some ginormo dude (6'4, 250+) was visibly livid about something, maybe the insinuation from the undersized bouncer that he was drunk and it was time to go, I don't know. Something set this guy off. So he starts yelling and stomping around the bar, like a bull, chest puffed, just stomping around and yelling about not drunk he was like an enormous three year old that wants to kill the nearest living thing. Everyone in the bar's watching this guy, on edge, because he's the biggest guy there and no one seems to know what his malfunction is. His friend diffuses him a little and he stops stomping around, as the bouncer steps aside to ring the cops, just in case. Just then some random guy runs to the middle of the bar, and spreads his arms palms up and screams at the top of his lungs, "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?!, then ducks back into the crowd. Everybody in the bar busts their gut laughing. And the big guy goes ###### ballistic. He starts running around the bar, screaming, "WHO THE ###### SAID THAT!? I'M GONNA ######IN KILL YOU! WHO THE ###### SAID THAT!?! WAS IT YOU?!" So then the guy who yelled it points to my buddy, the second biggest guy in the bar. The big guy runs up to him, real angry like, and I'm like ohshit herewego. And my buddy's like "naw, man, wasn't me." The big guy sizes him up, then continues on his way to run around just ears-smoking angry for a bit until his friends notifiy him of the police presence outside, and he leaves. I still ###### with my friends by reminding them of that ###### by yelling it, which was very funny to us. So thank you for that reminder. It sucks to have to watch bad hockey. The only solace is that the worse we are, the better chance we have at being better later on. I know it doesn't make it easier when the bill comes. Don't be the guy that stomps around the bar, be the jackass that makes everyone laugh despite the ###### situation. Or just enjoy your beer. Take it easy, Eleven. Enjoy the 'Flix.

I read it. Be mad at them because they're bad. As I bantered with Sick, that's perfectly warranted. Don't be mad at them because they said they'd be bad and you bought tickets with the expectation of them being good.

That's what you get for buying Islanders season tickets.

VICTORY! ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: "Son of a bitch is dug in like an Alabama tick." (Achievement bypassed: "Strategic Retreat")

I agree, I believe that there are owners and presidents in the league that believe Regier's a good GM. And as I personally place more of the blame of the current predicament on the poor execution of the players and less on the specific performances of Ruff and Regier, it wouldn't be difficult for me to agree with them.

Yeah, I'm pretty excited to see the kids grow up. Risto, McCabe, Zadorov, Compher, Fasching, among others. There's a lot to look forward to, even before we execute the ridiculous number of first and second round draft picks coming up in the next two drafts.