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Define what you mean by "get into" the penguins. I have a feeling you're not allowed at the aquarium

Ray doesn't even try to pronounce Konsta's hometown

What is tripping if that's not tripping?

I give Ray a lot of sh*t, but he looks genuinely touched by that honor. I'll continue to call him on his nonsense, but that was a nice moment

Muel looked lost on that Florida rush

I think it's looking like the fans in the arena are going to be upset

Tkachuk: I could work through this illness if you need me coach Maurice: It's okay Matthew. We only need two goals to win

Did you all just hear that? Dunleavy finally finished calling Kopitar's hat trick goal

According to the numbers in the OP, we are beating Florida in PK and Faceoffs. They have a better goals against and goals for. We are tied at 0% for the PP. We're better in two and they're better in the other two with a tie in the fifth category. That tells me these teams are evenly matched.

Better laugh so I don't cry

Ditto

Maybe maybe

I know the hockey season is new, but are two back to back offensive penalties a good thing?

Did you not enjoy the "bank account number on the jumbotron" rib-tickler?

Will we get to hear the new goal song? Does the team start to show signs of being a potential playoff contender? Is this mole on my back starting to look concerning? All this plus Rob Ray makes many generalized hockey statements. Tune in at 7!

Bravo! I feel so inspired! Winning the faceoff battle at 56.8%. We have more blocked shots and 10 less giveaways. Scoreboard schmoreboard

I am trying to figure out what word needed to be censored. Is team a dirty word?

Or is it a Ruff first?

I'm happy your wife doesn't suck and is really good at something

Here's to a hopefully great season. I look forward to sharing some laughs and maybe some good hockey. Either way, I will be entertained thanks to you weirdos. I appreciate you all

Rosen and Östlund, my children thank you. I'm going to let it ride on some more preseason action!

I knew I shouldn't have taken the Sabres on the moneyline tonight. Guess my kids will have food next week