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I hope Quinn plays to give this game a little juice. If not, my feelings are:

Ray with another drunk grunt on the Clifton goal

His chuckles always sound so drunky, which makes a lot of sense

Hahaha that's not a penalty??

Dan, he had two goals against Edmonton, not Vancouver

In honor of Drinking Dan Dunleavy, what is the funniest mash up of two players' names?

And now Dan said "stripped by Tage Tuch"

Yay goal!

And how many of those were on the powerplay which he presides over? If you guessed absolutely none, you win!

Who is Jacob Brykin?

How do you miss the net from there Tuch?

Time for the Matty Ellis powerplay baby!!

Holy crap Robinson has hands of stone

You're way off. It'll be 5-2

How many of those does Power have this year? Feels like a lot

I say we let Matt Ellis dress tonight and put him on the first powerplay unit. He needs to lie in his own make. "I talked with Matty Ellis between periods. He told me they need to clean up the 4 shorthanded goals they allowed that period. He also apologized for the 45 minute cleanup needed after hot diarrhea exploded out onto the ice after that body check he took. The cleaning crew got deep into the corners, kept the pressure on, and really got into those dirty areas."

Fun ride I suppose

Which fool came flying up at the blue line, leading to the 2 on 1?

Maybe he should put more effort into not firing 90 MPH passes at crotch level

If we're going 3-1, I think we found the 1

Canucks with the only offensive chance on our PP and we take a penalty. Good stuff boys

Bryson with nice cycle to Vancouver there

"We have to have a presence with the puck in the offensive zone" Thanks Chet. Sounds like pretty good advice But has highest MPH per pass so it evens out