DarthEbriate

Karrabast.

You can respect ducks. But not so much that you don't eat duck confit.

OK --- ridiculous Packers trying to Pack themselves into another last-second heartbreak in the desert and then... I'm focused on hockey. Let's get the next one!

Heck of a shot and pass. Gotta respond and keep up the pressure on these ducklings.

OH! Arttu! Where are you? Scoring.

SKi-disky du... la ala , ala al Bjork Bjork Bjork!

The RASplundh truck cutting through the trees!

That's twice now in just a couple games. The bench has to be screaming. Because you at least need to take the shot.

Impressive goaltending. Most impressive.

Set your Locomotive to stun!

It's true. All of it.

Having read the books... yup, I'll give this a shot. I do like that they're going to lean into all of the main 5 kids being capital-M Main characters from the get-go. This is opposed to what happened in the '80s where fantasy (D&D, B-level sword/sorcery movies, Tolkien) was marketed predominantly at boys and therefore its only the boys who are viewed as Main characters in the first few books. But by the end, all 5 of them were clearly ta'veren and the TV show will be able to promote them as such. That's the right move.

Similarities: They're both Terran humanoids. So... that's nice. Differences: How honorable is Granato that he didn't just rip Krueger's arms out of his sockets?

The Concept of Ehrhoff Moulson is with you, young Sabres. But you are not a good team... yet. (Now... if the goaltending stays above average and the scoring remains balanced and consistent... then yes, this will be a good team.)

I really hope they're able to bring this effort night-in and -out on the road trip. I'd be quite happy to see them dash the Kraken fans' dreams in person when they realize they aren't Vegas and that the "worst team in the league" outclasses them. That'd be really nice.

Good game, gents! (Down the line: good game, good game, good game) Force 'em play Vasilevskiy against us next time.

HEY! Dunleavy stole my line!

Now find Stamkos next time he's on the ice and let him know there's more where this came from.

Doesn't matter if Dahlin assisted. You go finish Colton anyway. Just think if this were Hasek. That entire team would be on the opponent. Goalofsson! And very nice charity assist by Asplund.

Ok --- so... now once we go up 5-1 with another empty-netter... then go pummel Stamkos.

Hagger the Horrible!

Caggiula to the Cage!

Aiming for the glove.

The hate was flowing well.

Bank 'em off the goalie... perfect rebound!